King Tut's wang

Really this should come from Wally.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/29/is-king-tuts-penis-missing/

I feel like I want to say something funny here but... I can't find anything that fits. Instead... I'll post hilarity.

Goatse in the sky (work safe):

Fun with zealots

That sounds vaguely like a song from the Angry Samoans.

Did they hide it under a rock

Sometimes he left it in the medicine cabinet.

In reply to EastCoastMojo:

I once skipped high school to watch a secret King Missile show at the House of Guitars. We had John S. Hall sign my car with a sharpie. He was under more influences than we were, I think, but a very cool guy nonetheless.

Where's Lorena Bobbit?

I would have skipped school for that too. But then, I would pretty regularly skip to go fishin' at the park across the street.

If you can't cut the mustard, you can always lick the jar.

In reply to David S. Wallens:

Maybe he has it in a box?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg&feature=related

Note: bleeped but possibly NSFW

link

Pretty sure it was ground up and sold as an aphrodisiac to a wealthy Chinese Industrialist.

EastCoastMojo wrote: Sometimes he left it in the medicine cabinet.

YES! King Missile rules. "I am a sensitive artist!"