lease turn off all you appliances before you go out

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20110423-34585.html

Police called to investigate noise find lone jiggling vibrator

Police called to a flat in Berlin by neighbours who said it sounded like someone was using an electric drill through the night smashed down the door to find a vibrator had switched itself on and was jiggling around on the floor.

Officers who answered the desperate call of the neighbour tried repeatedly to contact the 23-year-old woman whose flat it was, according to a report in the Berlin Kurier on Saturday.

But they could not get a response, and eventually decided to break in the door in an attempt to find out what was going on in the flat.

“You could hear the noise out on the street,” one neighbour was quoted as saying.

When the officers smashed their way into the flat they found nothing more dangerous than the vibrator which was doing its best on the floor.

Now the young woman is not only going to have to face her neighbours when she returns home – she will also have to pay for the smashed door, the paper said.

How would one go about purchasing one of these appliances, off lease?

Don't be a spelling nazi.

Wally wrote: “You could hear the noise out on the street,” one neighbour was quoted as saying.

That must've been one heavy-duty device!

....or maybe it was a hardwood floor.

The vibrator was on, and she wasn't answering the phone? Has there ever been a more obvious statement?

My friend made fun of my apartment, so I knocked her flat.

Luke wrote:

That must've been one heavy-duty device!

18v dewalt vibrator.. part of their new sex toys line

Wally wrote: “You could hear the noise out on the street,” one neighbour was quoted as saying.

Must have been the Industrial Size !

Kramer wrote: My friend made fun of my apartment, so I knocked her flat.

zing-pow!

Joey

Same girl caught earlier in commercial: http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/26109596
Yes, the video is safe for work.

Who said it was a sex toy? Lot's of people use vibrators for lots of other reasons. The 18 volt Dewalt sounds interesting. For deep down tissue massage.

carguy123 wrote: Who said it was a sex toy? Lot's of people use vibrators for lots of other reasons. The 18 volt Dewalt sounds interesting. For deep down tissue massage.

Oh, this sawzall feels amazing....

It may have been rotary powered ;)

I searched and I found it... But there adult in me won't let me post it. A very interesting sawzall attachment.

huge-O-chavez wrote: How would one go about purchasing one of these appliances, off lease?

preferably unwashed..

mad_machine wrote:

Luke wrote:

That must've been one heavy-duty device!

Probably a Hitachi Magic Wand which is powerful enough to have a chord instead of batteries. [That link is to a wikipedia entry about the product. I'll let you decide if it is NSFW]

I know a few girls in Germany. I'll make some phone calls.

Commercial unit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbk-5eT5frI

Ahhh, attack of the annoying canoes.