http://www.seattlecrime.com/2010/12/31/the-morning-blotter-naked-chicks-and-scooters
The Morning Blotter: Naked Chicks and Scooters
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Report abuse | Seattle police were called to a Capitol Hill apartment building earlier this week after a man came home to find a threesome screwing in his carport.
A police report says the man came home to his apartment building on 11th and Denny around 7:15pm, when he saw two half-naked women and a half-naked man in the carport next to his apartment.
The half-naked man was having sex with one of the women, while the other female was "naked and messing with the victim's scooter."
The victim confronted the three half-naked suspects, and the woman who was mid-coitus got angry, ripped down a cigarette ashtray attached to the apartment building, and threw it at the victim, striking him in the shoulder.
The woman then told the victim she was going to have her cousin shoot him. The report doesn't clearly indicate where the woman's cousin was during the altercation. But let your imagination run wild.
The half-naked woman on the scooter apologized to the victim for the other woman's actions—the report indicates the two women are sisters—and all three suspects left after getting dressed.
Police weren't able to find the suspects.
Why does this never happen to me? Oh, yeah I live in the bible belt. dang!
There was a three-way of sorts in my front yard once. Weirdest thing I had ever seen. Here's what happened.
I had several friends at my house from law school, and it was around midnight or so. A new Cadillac pulls up and stops in front of my house with all the lights on so we notice, and then a woman gets out, sits on the trunk and starts doing all of these erotic poses. She was hot, so we definitely noticed this out the window. So, out with the inside lights and into the screened in porch to watch this all unfold.
The second woman and the driver have sex in the car. All this while the other woman continues her on-the-car dance routine. Then the women switch places. We were like what the hell is this?
I'd say somebody got their money's worth. It was truly bizarre to watch the random striptease routine on the hood of a car at midnight, though. Totally random.
I think that the moral of this story is that people who own scooters only get to witness threesomes 
If I found that in my car port, I would join in the fun
does lysol get skank stank off of scooters?
iceracer wrote:
If I found that in my car port, I would join in the fun
Note that the article didn't say anything about what the people looked like....
stuart in mn wrote:
iceracer wrote:
If I found that in my car port, I would join in the fun
Note that the article didn't say anything about what the people looked like....
I concur. Had they been worthy of joining, it wouldn't be in the police blotter. It would have been in the penthouse letters section.
sachilles wrote:
I concur. Had they been worthy of joining, it wouldn't be in the police blotter. It would have been in the penthouse letters section.
truer words have never been spoken..
If I want to watch Wildebeests doing it in, I'll turn on PBS.
Hmmm, nothing that interesting happens in my apartment complex.
I kinda like it. 
Now you know why I bought a scooter for my wife.
