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neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
3/31/15 9:15 a.m.

Disclaimer- stereotypes are bad

Walking into work this morning a vehicle was parked diagonally in 2 spaces, yet still sticking into the lane, and in a reserved parking area. Who can guess what the vehicle was? The prize is 5 internets.

Sometimes I feel bad for I nice car being driven by a d bag.

Ashyukun
Ashyukun GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/31/15 9:16 a.m.
neon4891 wrote: Disclaimer- stereotypes are bad Walking into work this morning a vehicle was parked diagonally in 2 spaces, yet still sticking into the lane, and in a reserved parking area. Who can guess what the vehicle was? The prize is 5 internets. Sometimes I feel bad for I nice car being driven by a d bag.

I'm guessing some flavor of BMW. Around here though the perpetrator is most likely to be a Bro-Dozer simply because they're far more common than Beemers.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
3/31/15 9:17 a.m.

Ford Raptor?

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
3/31/15 9:25 a.m.

I'm going to say Corvette.

singleslammer
singleslammer UltraDork
3/31/15 9:26 a.m.

Since he said nice "car" I am going with a corvette with a back up of 6 series BMW

rcutclif
rcutclif GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
3/31/15 9:29 a.m.

911

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver UltraDork
3/31/15 9:30 a.m.

Im going with BMW, too.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/31/15 9:31 a.m.

I know it's from a German manufacturer, the question is which one, and that's a tough guess...I'm gonna guess Porsche because if it was a BMW/Mercedes/Audi, it would hardly be noteworthy

Joe Gearin
Joe Gearin Associate Publisher
3/31/15 9:32 a.m.

Hummer H2--- with chrome louvers on the tail-lights.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/31/15 9:33 a.m.
Joe Gearin wrote: Hummer H2--- with chrome louvers on the tail-lights.

He said "nice" and "car."

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess MegaDork
3/31/15 9:35 a.m.

My immediate thought was BMW.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy UltraDork
3/31/15 9:39 a.m.

My first thought was some sort of Bro-Dozer, but since he said car, I'm going with BMW too.

fasted58
fasted58 UltimaDork
3/31/15 9:45 a.m.

gotta go w/ BMW also

Duke
Duke MegaDork
3/31/15 9:46 a.m.

Last time I saw that, it was a new RS Camaro with t-tags on it, in a fully-loaded parking lot. I came close to keying it but settled for writing DOUCHEBAG across the windshield backwards in chap-stick.

[edit] Oh, and for you guys who keep saying BMW, that stereotype is dead. BMWs drivers are garden-variety soccerparent idiots now. The real cocks have either moved on to Audis, or giant Japanese luxo-SUVs.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/31/15 9:46 a.m.

If it turns out to be a BMW i8, it will be hilarious

"Peasants, make way for my environmentally friendly social responsibility machine of the future" XD

drummerfromdefleopard
drummerfromdefleopard GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/31/15 9:48 a.m.

police interceptor

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/31/15 9:54 a.m.
drummerfromdefleopard wrote: police interceptor

Last year a local cop got photographed parking his bike in a handicap stop right in front of some kind of handicap access awareness event...made the front page of the paper!

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/31/15 10:04 a.m.
Dr. Hess wrote: My immediate thought was BMW.

^This.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
3/31/15 10:06 a.m.

Back in the late 1960's after returning from compulsory rice patty visitation my father spent a couple years stereotyping. All day every day.

He recommends people not stereotype at all if they can help it.

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
3/31/15 10:08 a.m.

Perhaps I shouldn't have said "car" in the last part. Yes, it is German. Manufacturer has been listed.

Grizz
Grizz UltraDork
3/31/15 10:10 a.m.

BMW X5 or 6

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
3/31/15 10:26 a.m.

Not bmw

Duke
Duke MegaDork
3/31/15 10:27 a.m.

Audi Q7, or maybe Q5.

JtspellS
JtspellS SuperDork
3/31/15 10:28 a.m.

Audi, it's the new vehicle for cocks.

Grizz
Grizz UltraDork
3/31/15 10:28 a.m.

Oh, then probably that Audi SUV, the q7 or whatever it's called.

Certainly not the R350, since nobody buys them

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