Disclaimer- stereotypes are bad
Walking into work this morning a vehicle was parked diagonally in 2 spaces, yet still sticking into the lane, and in a reserved parking area. Who can guess what the vehicle was? The prize is 5 internets.
Sometimes I feel bad for I nice car being driven by a d bag.
neon4891 wrote:
Disclaimer- stereotypes are bad
Walking into work this morning a vehicle was parked diagonally in 2 spaces, yet still sticking into the lane, and in a reserved parking area. Who can guess what the vehicle was? The prize is 5 internets.
Sometimes I feel bad for I nice car being driven by a d bag.
I'm guessing some flavor of BMW. Around here though the perpetrator is most likely to be a Bro-Dozer simply because they're far more common than Beemers.
I'm going to say Corvette.
Since he said nice "car" I am going with a corvette with a back up of 6 series BMW
I know it's from a German manufacturer, the question is which one, and that's a tough guess...I'm gonna guess Porsche because if it was a BMW/Mercedes/Audi, it would hardly be noteworthy
Hummer H2--- with chrome louvers on the tail-lights.
Joe Gearin wrote:
Hummer H2--- with chrome louvers on the tail-lights.
He said "nice" and "car."
My immediate thought was BMW.
My first thought was some sort of Bro-Dozer, but since he said car, I'm going with BMW too.
Duke
MegaDork
3/31/15 9:46 a.m.
Last time I saw that, it was a new RS Camaro with t-tags on it, in a fully-loaded parking lot. I came close to keying it but settled for writing DOUCHEBAG across the windshield backwards in chap-stick.
[edit] Oh, and for you guys who keep saying BMW, that stereotype is dead. BMWs drivers are garden-variety soccerparent idiots now. The real cocks have either moved on to Audis, or giant Japanese luxo-SUVs.
If it turns out to be a BMW i8, it will be hilarious
"Peasants, make way for my environmentally friendly social responsibility machine of the future" XD
drummerfromdefleopard wrote:
police interceptor
Last year a local cop got photographed parking his bike in a handicap stop right in front of some kind of handicap access awareness event...made the front page of the paper!
Back in the late 1960's after returning from compulsory rice patty visitation my father spent a couple years stereotyping. All day every day.
He recommends people not stereotype at all if they can help it.
Perhaps I shouldn't have said "car" in the last part. Yes, it is German. Manufacturer has been listed.
Audi, it's the new vehicle for cocks.
Grizz
UltraDork
3/31/15 10:28 a.m.
Oh, then probably that Audi SUV, the q7 or whatever it's called.
Certainly not the R350, since nobody buys them