Look what I found (bacon content)

This is AWESOME

I want.

Imagine having a sexual encounter with a supermodel who feeds you fine sweetmeats as she brushes your hair from your brow with her silky hand.

Not even close to how good this is

aussiesmg wrote: Imagine having a sexual encounter with a supermodel who feeds you fine sweetmeats as she brushes your hair from your brow with her silky hand.

I read recently about a bacon flavored 'personal lubricant' that may tie into your scenario...

A supermodel... covered in delicious bacon... covered in another supermodel... with bacon on the side.

EastCoastMojo wrote: A supermodel... covered in delicious bacon... covered in another supermodel... with bacon on the side.

That would give me a bacon explosion.

I made a homebrew version of that for Thanksgiving. It really wasn't that good.

EastCoastMojo wrote: Mike Rowe... covered in delicious bacon... covered in Daniel Craig... with bacon on the side.

There, I fixed that for you.

Lesley wrote:

EastCoastMojo wrote: John Brown... covered in delicious bacon... covered in Dave Hardy... with bacon on the side.

There, I fixed that for you.

Ewww...

Haahaaaa!!

bad gurlz, bad gurlz

Lesley wrote:

EastCoastMojo wrote: Alyssa Milano... covered in delicious bacon... covered in Rachel McCartney... with a high-def camera on the side.

There, I fixed that for you.

There, I fixed that for ME.

this conversation has become far more interesting than bacon deserves

I giggled.

Bacon wrapped um, err...