i just noticed how Aspire-as in ford aspire rhymes with things. what's an Aspire without a/c? a perspire. what's an Aspire dead by the side of the road? an expire. that got me thinking. can you rhyme the names of bad cars to words in the english language?
We already have a member with an Aspire R/T.
pronounce it.
Nothing rhymes with Aztec.
Sure. Yugo=No-go.
Woody wrote: Nothing rhymes with Aztec.
Pontiac Ass Crack has a bit of a ring to it.
Woody wrote: Nothing rhymes with Aztec.
People who ran afoul of the Aztec were sacrificed...
People who drive Aztecs have their dignity sacrificed.
What do you call 3 Pontiac Aztecs on the dealer's lot?
A lifetime supply.
In reply to aircooled:
I dunno, it kinda grows on ya. Like a fungus.
But I drive a Kia so what do I know.
Kia_racer wrote: I drive a Kia so what do I know.
I rented a Kia recently, and it wasn't a bad car. Would've been better with a real gearbox, though.
Woody wrote: Nothing rhymes with Aztec.
Too bad it's ugly as heck
A friend once had an Aspire rental car while his was in the body shop.
He called the car the "Butt Sweat"
JetMech wrote:Kia_racer wrote: I drive a Kia so what do I know.I rented a Kia recently, and it wasn't a bad car. Would've been better with a real gearbox, though.
Mine is a 5spd Sephia. 166K and only minor problems like alt and plug wires.
In reply to Kia_racer:
I wish I could say that every vehicle I've owned has had only minor problems!
Not exactly rhyming:
Rustang Cramaro Fireturd Trans-Sham Coulda Heep
Carson wrote: We already have a member with an Aspire R/T. pronounce it.
THREE members have held that cars title.
I've been driving/racing Hyundai's for the last few years. What joke HAVEN'T I heard?
Carson said: We already have a member with an Aspire R/T. pronounce it.
It has recently had it's name changed to Aspire8...same concept, different approach.
John Brown said: THREE members have held that cars title.
And it dies with me!
Woody wrote: Nothing rhymes with Aztec.
The aesthetics of a train wreck. The antithesis of V-Tech. The poster child of real dreck.
That's all I can do without spending an hour with the thesaurus..
I used to think Aztec-like cars were cool. When I was 5. And I built them out of LEGOs.
Mercury Mystique has adopted the title of "mistake". A girlfriend had no objections when I replaced the V with a J on her Astro Van. Bright red Suburban with Razorback "bling" became the SubBubbaian.
I own 2 Aspires.
Bruce
Ford Tempon, Mercury Maxipaz either way they are both disposable rags.
Vw croutan. Land rover freeloader.
Joey
Joey just reminded me Mazda Gayotta.
Turdbota will always be Turdbota's to me.
Ford Exploder...I'm actually very happy with mine but it's still fun to goof on it.
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