Man am I lucky !!!

4cylndrfury wrote:

Racer1ab wrote:

93celicaGT2 wrote: Mine doesn't care what i do, as long as the bills are paid. "Honey, i want this $1500 pair of speakers." "Do you have the money after bills?" "Yep." "Then why are you asking me? I don't give a E36 M3."

I'm not trying to start anything here, but if I asked the girlfriend about a pair of $1500 sneakers...let's just say, questions regarding my mental status, WOULD be asked.

Pshhh forget questioning my mental state, that part would be skipped and Id get punched directly in the throat... help

Whoa there... sPeakers.

slefain wrote: My wife finds me non-running project cars, is staying home to raise our son, and has dinner on the table when I get home every night. She does have a sister.

My experience is that only one of the sisters can be so cool. I married the wrong one. Fortunately, I'm still good friends with the good one.

Somehow my ex is using the "I stayed home with the children" thing against me now.

Clem

My friend Bob married the wrong sister also, next go 'round he married the other sister.

Yeah, he's Georgian.

914Driver wrote: My friend Bob married the wrong sister also, next go 'round he married the other sister. Yeah, he's Georgian.

Those eastern Europeans never learn, do they?

In Soviet Russia, other sister marries YOU!

Ok, so it was a lot funnier in my head.

914Driver wrote: My friend Bob married the wrong sister also, next go 'round he married the other sister. Yeah, he's Georgian.

Yeah...the ex already believes I'm headed that way and has spread the rumor all over town...

I'm not, though.

Clem

She believes you're headed to Georgia or headed to her sister?

Nevermind. It wasn't even funny in my head. You lose either way.

Osterkraut wrote:

turboswede wrote: Do not under any circumstances watch "House Husbands of Hollywood" on Hulu with your significant other. The scarring is irreversible. You've been warned, that is all.

Also a bad choice: The show on Discovery Health I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant!

I watched part of one episode of that show. I went into it thinking, "How could you actually go into labor and not know you're pregnant?? Then I saw the women and went, "Ooohhhhhh... I get it." The question then became, "He had sex with that??!" [shudder]

Margie

40 someodd yrs ago the nurse for our family doctor was pregnant and didn't know it.... complained to the dr. one day about cramps and turned out she was in labor.... weighed over 350 #'s... see Margie's comment "he had sex....."

don't see it myself...

Marjorie Suddard said: Osterkraut wrote: turboswede wrote: Do not under any circumstances watch "House Husbands of Hollywood" on Hulu with your significant other. The scarring is irreversible. You've been warned, that is all. Also a bad choice: The show on Discovery Health I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant! I watched part of one episode of that show. I went into it thinking, "How could you actually go into labor and not know you're pregnant?? Then I saw the women and went, "Ooohhhhhh... I get it." The question then became, "He had sex with that??!" [shudder] Margie

I always wonder how there is more than one episode of this show. Seriously?

Marjorie Suddard wrote:

Osterkraut wrote:

turboswede wrote: Do not under any circumstances watch "House Husbands of Hollywood" on Hulu with your significant other. The scarring is irreversible. You've been warned, that is all.

Also a bad choice: The show on Discovery Health I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant!

I watched part of one episode of that show. I went into it thinking, "How could you actually go into labor and not know you're pregnant?? Then I saw the women and went, "Ooohhhhhh... I get it." The question then became, "He had sex with that??!" [shudder] Margie

Guy walks into a Wendy's, there's this 400 pound woman with thinning hair and a mustache who is screaming at her kids.

He asks her, 'Are they twins'? She screams, 'Of course not! Look at them! Why would you ask such a stupid question?'

He says, 'I just couldn't believe anyone would screw you twice.'

No I'm lucky. My girl friend and I were driving around yesterday and passed a rather beat 1970 Camaro sitting on a trailer. She looks at me and says "Now that would make a fun project car." My reaction was ..."I love you". I could have understood it if the thing was in decent shape but this thing looked like some of the things fellas on here pull out of old sheds and out of fields. No glass, paint was trashed, a few dents here and there and a bit of rust and by the high set nose no engine was in the car either.

In reply to rebelgtp:

I need to find a gf like that!

Kia_Racer Yeah a girl like that is quite rare. I have actually managed to date several though the current one seems to be the keeper. Somewhere on here there is a photo I posted of her helping pull the weeds out of the Cutlass.

My wife's latest policy regarding "new" project cars..... You bring home a new project car, and I get a new dog.......we have 8 dogs right now...... worst part is, I'm thinking of another project.