With his post I am finally a 1/2 Dork! (This is sort of odd, people have been calling me a dork for years....) My posting will drop next month due to moving to a new building at work. No more web surfing while working.
I'll most likely never see full Dork status. I now return you to your regular post-whoring.
ok, 1/2 dork status showed on the next one....
Not with that attitude you won't!
Don't sound like this poster.
Anything is possible as long as you set your mind to it and use the ignore thread. 21 more for me to graduate to full dorkdom.
Posting in your thread just to see what status I am at.
edit I see that I am full dork.
Dorkiness doesn't get a bigger lump in your paycheck or your Levis.
Half Dorkiness doesn't even get you half of that....
Gablessya.
914Driver wrote: Dorkiness doesn't get a bigger lump in your paycheck or your Levis. Half Dorkiness doesn't even get you half of that.... Gablessya.
So what does ultradorkiness do?
mtn wrote:914Driver wrote: Dorkiness doesn't get a bigger lump in your paycheck or your Levis. Half Dorkiness doesn't even get you half of that.... Gablessya.So what does ultradorkiness do?
I hear tell... rust becomes your favorite color. You begin eating with tools instead of utensils. You shop for everything on craigslist. Even deodorant. You use old gear oil as deodorant . People just give you cars they don't want anymore.
I'm about 80 shy of dork. Maybe I should have made this 13 posts...
When I recently became a SUPER DORK I expected large bank balances, more hair on my head, and a wild and crazy love life. I did manage to wake up the next morning, so it could have been more of a dissappointment.
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