In reply to Duke :
Step 1: find two inside corners of the elastic
Step 2: fluff the sheet out as much as possible
Step 3: roll the berkeleying thing into a wad and stuff it into the closet; no one's ever going to see it and you've got better things to do than berkeley around with sheets.
If you haven't seen this unit of a penguin, this is Pesto, he is a baby Emperor Penguin and is the largest Emperor Penguin hatched in captivity. He weighs more than both his parents combined and has taken over my entire social media feed.
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