Minor Confession Thread

I still have the hots for Madonna. And Molly Ringwald . . .

ZOO wrote: I still have the hots for Madonna. And Molly Ringwald . . .

I always thought this lady was hot.

nepa03focus wrote: Really? I love washing the cars sometimes I would do mine, my moms, dad, and my sisters if it was a nice day with nothing else to do. Do you make sure to have music and beer available?

If I tried that, it would berking snow within 24 hours. In July. In the northern hemisphere.

If I am in my kayak and a guy in a boat gets too close to where I am fishing, I've sometimes tossed lures into their boat.

Datsun310Guy wrote:

ZOO wrote: I still have the hots for Madonna. And Molly Ringwald . . .

I always thought this lady was hot.

...same here. So did a raging egomanic

Deborah Harry back then. I aways thought she was hot.

It's 3pm, and I haven't been drunk yet today. Matter of fact, I haven't had a booze in almost 24 hours!

Today I changed a belt tensioner on my truck... At work in the parking lot. The one I replaced 6 months ago snapped in half. I bought a high quality Canadian 50 dollar one today and replaced the 26 dollar piece of Taiwan crap I skimped on. My stock tensioner failed after 200000 miles. Being cheap cost me even more in the long run and I had to borrow a truck to get the part.

Datsun310Guy wrote: I always thought this lady was hot.

She is

logdog wrote: It makes me laugh to leave nonsense on whiteboards in empty meeting rooms.

Almost 3 weeks later this is still on the board in one of the meeting rooms. I have seen people work around it, but carefully avoid disturbing it. I am getting way too much enjoyment out of this. Normally it only lasts for a day or two.

confession time ... when ever I click on a link to a video and it starts off with a commercial ... if there isn't a "skip this commercial" then I immediately hit the back arrow and don't bother with the video

wbjones wrote: confession time ... when ever I click on a link to a video and it starts off with a commercial ... if there isn't a "skip this commercial" then I immediately hit the back arrow and don't bother with the video

+1

I don't bother with anything that makes it even the slightest bit annoying to view. Lately that has been about 90% of video links people post.

I've not gone to the gym in a week. It's funny how quickly the little aches and pains start when I'm not active.

Curmudgeon wrote: Deborah Harry back then. I aways thought she was hot.

That's a confession?

My wife cannot install a diaper on our son correctly to save her life, and it drives me absolutely berkeleying batty. They fall off of him CONSTANTLY.

mndsm wrote: My wife cannot install a diaper on our son correctly to save her life, and it drives me absolutely berkeleying batty. They fall off of him CONSTANTLY.

Use staples.

I just had a piece of steel removed from my eye this AM. One year and 44 days since the last time I had to have a piece of steel removed from my eye. It sucks.

Confession: I wasn't wearing safety glasses when I cleaned off the bench covered in shavings using compressed air. It's the only time I wasn't wearing them for the entire cage build. I told my wife it was sand I got at the track yesterday so we would not have to have THAT argument.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

I prefer Office Depot.

(and I like stupid puns)

ransom wrote:

Curmudgeon wrote: Deborah Harry back then. I aways thought she was hot.

That's a confession?

My GF at the time was insanely jealous that I thought DH was hot stuff, so I guess maybe I still have the guilty reflex a little bit too.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Flight Service wrote: I want Martha Stewart to toss my salad

FTFY.

And if she did, it would probably go like this:

http://laughingsquid.com/edible-anus-a-line-of-chocolates-crafted-from-the-ass-of-a-butt-model/

Lesley wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Flight Service wrote: I want Martha Stewart to toss my salad

FTFY.

And if she did, it would probably go like this: http://laughingsquid.com/edible-anus-a-line-of-chocolates-crafted-from-the-ass-of-a-butt-model/

Confession: I would like to read more of Lesley's confessions

Lesley wrote: And if she did, it would probably go like this: http://laughingsquid.com/edible-anus-a-line-of-chocolates-crafted-from-the-ass-of-a-butt-model/

If that was a real product I would order a case for the holidays.

Wally wrote:

Datsun310Guy wrote: I always thought this lady was hot.

She is

Wrong hottie. Valerie is a little older than the cook. I had a serious crush on that when I was 12.

My confession? Im super excited that the next season of Big Brother is due to start soon. Its my guilty pleasure.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Lesley wrote: And if she did, it would probably go like this: http://laughingsquid.com/edible-anus-a-line-of-chocolates-crafted-from-the-ass-of-a-butt-model/

If that was a real product I would order a case for the holidays.

I can think of a LOT of people who deserve those.