So let's recap my automotive luck this week
1. Trying to get the wife's 98 explorer up and running for the winter. The fuel pump went out and that's not hard right?
Nope, the quick disconnects will not disconnect. No worries I'll just buy a nylon line fix kit and be on my way. Nope, both need replaced. Ok no worries I'll just use the second line....and it's not the right size. Ford apparently decided to use 5/16th hard line and 3/8ths to hook to the pump so I jury rig something from parts I have and.......nope not gonna work.
So I go to several local parts stores and see if I can get something that goes from 5/16ths to 3/8. Find something that could work and take it home and.....not gonna work
Order a part off Amazon that says it's the right size, nope and I can't stretch the line enough to get it to work. So I cobble together something with plastic barbs that is just slightly too small for the 3/8ths side and it works......
Except that it's getting kinked when the tank goes in enough that the cobbled together adapter leaks.
No problem, I'll just get some fuel line and .....I have nothing that is fuel injection psi safe. Not really worth it to have a ticking time bomb underneath the car so I'll just run to town the next day and get some rubber line.
2. Since it's gonna snow and studs are legal I'll just swap them on to my truck. Gives me a chance to look at the front end a bit since I've got some noise, sounds like shock noise.
It's not shock noise, it's bearing-about-to-fall-apart noise. And of course the only one in stock around me is roughly 10 times as expensive as the one I can get ordered. I can wait a few days. My wife can drive her car.
3. But wait ....her Golf won't start. It has a n80 purge valve issue so I replace it and it starts fine.
Until it falls flat on its face and will only start on ether. So that's something I gotta spend time on.
4. So it's onto the ZX2 backup car. Starts fine but it has a PCV hose failing so it'll try to die on you. It's a fairly common zx2 problem and I got the part but no time to put it in before the wife has to use it for work.
But it's gonna snow and the winter tires are gone on it. Oh also it's a clutch and since I've apparently got a gout flair up randomly it's excruciating to drive it.
5. The generator I use to charge up my batteries when its not sunny and for my well pump decides to have an issue too, runs for a bit and falls flat on its face. I think it might have something to do with the low oil shutoff? Oil is fine but the generator is old and it's been pissy before.
So listen, I'm not the greatest mechanic in the world but goddamn 5 mechanical things in a week all at once? berkeley me....