Couple of my favorites are, fine young canibals Good thing, the part where they say "people say" sounds like eat pu$$y
that song whoop there is to me always sounded like Who look at that ass.
And then there is "how long has this been going on" To a friend of mine thought it was Tyrone, is this man going home....
"Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche."
He says it. I don't care what the actual lyrics are. That's what he freaking says.
dimarra wrote: My favorite is "...rock and roll all night and part of every day."
That is what I thought it was when I was a square and pretty damn dorky kid. It made perfect sense to me. Quite reasonable actually. Obviously rocking and rolling was a graveyard shift job and if you really liked that job enough to write a song about it you would probably be dedicated enough to put in a little overtime and work into the morning hours. Of course you did still need to sleep and do the laundry and shopping and whatnot so you couldn't rock and roll 24/7 that was just unreasonable. Part of every day was just hardcore dedication to rocking.
The first time someone told me the actual lyrics I was totally confused. I mean my scenario made much more sense.
This doesnt really qualify, but it is pretty funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy58SaIRhs
Threadbump.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6--arxFZMCU
two cars for hands on a bum = Miata according to the video, by the way.
One of my favorites was a lyric I was sure I was hearing wrong, in The Misfits' "Where Eagles Dare".
"The omelette of disease awaits your noontime meal".
Turns out that's actually the lyric.
Ah, Danzig. What'cha gonna do.
Big old Jed and Lionel dont carry me too far away.
Gimme the Beach Boys and free my soul...
Bayba Ya got me on my knees Bayba (like baby but not pronounced correctly) instead of Layla
These are all mis-heard / sung by my mother. Awesome.
ditchdigger wrote: The first time someone told me the actual lyrics I was totally confused. I mean my scenario made much more sense.
I hear ya! For years, I thought the "It's kiss or kill!" in X's "We're Desperate" was "..else you'll get us all killed!"
I think my version was much more Punk. 
Being that most of y'all this won't make much sense, but...
If you need a car or truck, Bob Costas cow. If you want to save a buch, Bob Costas cow...
EDIT: Well... that just doesn't work with the boardspeak...
I heard recently that Led Zep did something at the end of LA Woman. The last four notes it sounds kinda like they're saying "dum dum dum dum" but actually they called in the whole crew, engineer, and even the janitor to just yell out those last lyrics.
... but I forget what the words are that they say.
I'm an idiot... I had two songs in my head.... the Doors, not Zep. And its not LA woman, its..... thinking.....
Pour some shook up ramen.
You mean it's not "Gimme the Beach Boys and free my soul"?
Next you're gonna tell me Pink Floyd's not singing "Did you exchange a walk in part in the war for a negro in a cage" in Wish You Were Here"
Ultimate 'WTF is he saying?' song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
ransom wrote: One of my favorites was a lyric I was sure I was hearing wrong, in The Misfits' "Where Eagles Dare". "The omelette of disease awaits your noontime meal". Turns out that's actually the lyric. Ah, Danzig. What'cha gonna do.
best chorus ever written.
Curmudgeon wrote: Ultimate 'WTF is he saying?' song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
"Don't twist the blade on this guy and several more."
"Only the russians have suflays" (have no idea how to spell that).
How can this list be two pages long and not mention: Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy?
Shawn
"Gonna have to face it, you're a dick with a glove."
Trans_Maro wrote: How can this list be two pages long and not mention: Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy? Shawn
Thats an old favorite of mine along with, "Baking carrot biscuits and working overtime."
Five years ago I was in a Sunday School class when it was announced; It's Stick Baker's birthday today.
ME: Who the heck is Stick Baker? (Dick Baker)
To this day I see the guy and think "hey, Stick Baker"
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of The United Steaks of America and Tuna Republic for which it stands..."
Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...
Seasonal:
Round John Virgin, mother and child.
The famous first words of Brown Eyed Girl, "Hey there amigo!"
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