mtn wrote:
friedgreencorrado wrote:
Any time I'm making a trip where I have to carry cash, I use the tricks my friends who grew up in the city taught me.
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Okay, apologies in advance for the loooong post..but you asked!
1.) Roll the bills up tight and stick the roll in your right front pants pocket (or left, if you're left-handed). Wear your pants low upon your waist, and if someone tries to pick-pocket your front pocket, your natural reaction to another man's hand so close to your genitals will alert you.
2.) Fold the bills flat until they're 1/4 the original horizontal length. Wear an older pair of shoes with the insole separating from the sole (but not a pair with holes in the soles). Insert the bills into the space between the insole and the sole before you place the shoes on your feet. Insure that you have someone you trust ("homie", they're called. It's short for "home-boy", a term that originally meant "someone from my neighborhood" but now means "trusted friend". BTW: I actually had to live in a neighborhood like that for awhile before I could understand the difference) around when you have to take the shoe off your foot to withdraw the bills.
When the cashier complains about the smell, be confrontational. "Do you want your money or not, BITCH!" Use vocal inflection to show that you mean the "jailhouse" meaning of the word "bitch" (i.e., you would be the aggressor in a non-consentual homosexual rape), and not the misogynist version of the word.
If the cashier is female, use the c-word, instead of the b-word, but use the same confrontational voice. Most cashiers have to make up any shortfall from their till from their own pay, and will gladly take your stanky foot money rather than cough up their own for the "over-ring" (uncompleted transaction where the cashier totals the charges, but then doesn't collect funds).
3.) Most pants have a double layer of fabric around the waist. Make a small slit underneath one of the belt loops (again, for men, preferably on the front..for the same reason as in #1 above), and place bills you've folded flat, as in #2 above (do not roll them, as it will cause a bulge others can see) into the space.
There's a few more things I've learned from my Urban friends, but this post is too long already...