N Sperlo
N Sperlo New Reader
8/19/10 4:56 p.m.

There is a baboon loose in my neighborhood. No joke. Why was this in the news? What should I do?

Drewsifer
Drewsifer HalfDork
8/19/10 5:08 p.m.

I for one welcome our new Baboon overlords!

N Sperlo
N Sperlo New Reader
8/19/10 5:13 p.m.

Im really confused. Although im sure those who first spotted this here primate was a bit more discombobulated than me. Whered this lil guy come from and what does he want with my quaint suburb?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo New Reader
8/19/10 6:08 p.m.

Got news it may be a hoax.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/19/10 6:21 p.m.

Schmidlap
Schmidlap Reader
8/19/10 6:26 p.m.
Woody wrote:

Well played, sir.

cwh
cwh SuperDork
8/19/10 6:29 p.m.

Got it- Monkey Business, the end of a political career for a piece of ass.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
8/19/10 7:34 p.m.

They taste like chicken.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
8/19/10 7:40 p.m.
N Sperlo wrote: ... primate was a bit more discombobulated than me.

Recombobulation area? Too easy.

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
8/19/10 10:35 p.m.

You might be surprised what's loose in your neighborhood. Over a 3 year period of time we got 2 spider monkeys and capuchin monkey. They made great pets.

I've also had a parrot come to my back door.

MrJoshua
MrJoshua SuperDork
8/19/10 10:36 p.m.

What to do? Get a saddle and a lasso and go monkey wrangling!

Kia_racer
Kia_racer HalfDork
8/19/10 10:40 p.m.

Down here there have been numerous sightings of Bobcats walking through yards in the burbs and in downtown Dallas.

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
8/20/10 12:27 a.m.

Fling poo at it.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/20/10 7:44 a.m.
Datsun1500 wrote:
cwh wrote: Got it- Monkey Business, the end of a political career for a piece of ass.
Close, The boat they were on was named Monkey Business. Ironic? I think so

Look closely (at him). His shirt says "Monkey Business Crew".

cwh
cwh SuperDork
8/20/10 9:08 a.m.

I installed the alarm system on that boat. It's prettier than she is. 85' Broward

stuart in mn
stuart in mn SuperDork
8/20/10 9:53 a.m.

Hopefully he's wearing a top hat and smoking a cigar, so he'll be easy to spot.

TJ
TJ SuperDork
8/20/10 10:12 a.m.

In submariner lingo baboon ass is the name of the corned beef that sometimes makes its way onto the menu. Because of that, I cannot hear or think about baboons without thinking of St. Patty's day. Maybe I'll have a green beer tonight.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo New Reader
8/20/10 12:28 p.m.
Kia_racer wrote: Down here there have been numerous sightings of Bobcats walking through yards in the burbs and in downtown Dallas.

One of my cats is half bobcat. Thats rather normal here.

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