Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/17/08 12:53 p.m.

http://www.poststar.com/articles/2008/11/16/news/local/14100743.txt < blockquote>Police: Mower driver on drugs Glens Falls Ride on lawn tractor brings charges for two men Staff report Updated: Sunday, November 16, 2008 1:52 AM EST

GLENS FALLS -- A Glens Falls man who was arrested Thursday night in connection with charges that he had a safe full of pot stolen from his home was charged early Saturday when police found him driving downtown on a riding lawnmower while under the influence of marijuana, police said.

Donald L. Johnson, 42, of Ridge Street, drew police scrutiny because he had a man riding on the hood of the tractor as he crossed Glen Street near South Street at 12:09 a.m., said Glens Falls Police Sgt. Keith Knoop. Glens Falls Police Officer Seth French approached the men, and found that Johnson appeared intoxicated and admitted he had smoked marijuana, Knoop said. So he was charged with driving while ability impaired (DWAI) by drugs, a misdemeanor, and issued 10 traffic tickets, Knoop said.

Among them were third-degree aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, a misdemeanor, which was filed because Johnson's driver's license was suspended for failure to pay child support, police said. He also was ticketed for driving an unregistered and uninspected motor vehicle, not using headlights and not wearing seat belts, among other violations, Knoop said.

The man riding on the hood, Carl W. Critelli, 49, was ticketed for not wearing a seat belt, Knoop said.

A tractor is considered a motor vehicle when it is taken on a public highway. A blood sample was taken to determine if there were any drugs in his bloodstream, police said.

Johnson told police he was taking the tractor to The Irish Pub on South Street, where he planned to sell it for $200, Knoop said.

Johnson also was arrested on a misdemeanor marijuana possession charge Thursday night after he reported a man had stolen a safe from the garage of his home. Police determined the lock box was taken by a man he had smoked marijuana with earlier in the evening, and it was recovered with nearly 3 ounces of marijuana.

Both Johnson and Critelli were released after Saturday's encounter with police.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
11/17/08 12:58 p.m.

Giant Pot Plants on Craigslist

While searching Craigslist for some gardening supplies, I stumbled on a listing titled "Giant Pot Plants", well, of course I had to click on that! Turns out it's just "Giant Potted Plants". Darn.

neon4891
neon4891 Dork
11/17/08 1:03 p.m.

Thank you for playing "People that need to be thinned from the hurd"

Kramer
Kramer Reader
11/17/08 1:27 p.m.

I can see "Donald and Critelli" saying "Dave's not here, man!".

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