Most shameful ways to die

http://gawker.com/couple-killed-by-fumes-after-having-sex-in-running-car-1706146295

Naked, in a neon, in a trailer park, in Kentucky has to be up there.

I was gonna say "Texting while driving" or "Riding a Segway off a cliff" but this is pretty hard to beat...

Maybe autoerotic asphyxiation is worse? These two weren't alone at least.

Edit: This was due to an exhaust leak rather than parking indoors or something like that, so I'd say all those I listed are worse.

dead's dead … why would you care after you're dead ?

Honey, was it good for you? Honey? HONEY??

“A man and woman were found dead in Glencoe, Kentucky...”

I feel bad for the relatives. They lost two cousins at once.

-from the original link.

----> doesn't matter, still got laid.

i was going to guess autoerotic asphyxiation

^^^^ Only it wasn't auto___

they went out the same way they came into this world, naked in the back seat of a car in a trailer park

In reply to edizzle89:

we have a winner!

I dunno, passing out painlessly during the middle of sex doesn't sound like the worst way to go.

Drowning because your power folding mirrors failed when you were backing your boat into the water, so you didn't know where the edge was?

In reply to Beer Baron:

shameful, not painful

I always thought it started with " A Florida man..."

In reply to Appleseed:

it often does. I'm still waiting for the rest of Florida to require "panhandle" to the designation when such incidents occur in Gainesville and points west.

We're all here because of sex - not seeing the shame part. That's human nature. Shameful death - thief stuck in a chimney

Drunk.. In a bronco II.. Stuck in a mudhole in West Virginia.. While being on a horrible reality show exploiting your "lifestyle" and lack of intelligence/morals/standards/decorum...

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/02/showbiz/buckwild-star-death/

In reply to Fueled by Caffeine:

that's as bad as perishing touge racing a FWD sedan.

There may not be any good ways to die, but there are some really E36 M3ty ways to die. I've seen them. Death from bed sores has to be one of the worst. Carbon monoxide poisoning while berkeleying is going to be a lot better than death by bed sores, in a hospital, on the most advanced anti-bedsore bed available.

Here is a jingle that my kids like to sing. Its actually a railway safety video but its pretty catchy.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tangerinekitty/dumbwaystodie.html

Nerf herder has you covered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQH_Xx5tA8Q

"All the glamor can be yours with a loaded 44"

You've not heard of Lupe Valez?

2nd grade actress of the 20s and 30s, married to Johnny Weismuller in the 40s; never got that "big break". She figured that if she couldn't make in life, she would make a splash in death.

She got her hair done, professional make up and laid down in a satin gown on her bed and took a fistful of downers. She pictured herself in the papers the next day. Unfortunately drugs didn't sit well the Taco Platter she chose as her last meal. She started puking, headed for the bathroom, tripped on the gown and dove head first into the toilet.

That's how they found her.

The best laid plans .......

I'm pretty sure it would involve a 2016 F-150 with Pro Trailer Backup Assist, a boat ramp, a hay wagon, and a keg of beer.

In reply to SVreX:

That requires far more disposal income then the pair in the news story had, so instead you get naked in a neon.

I'll re-ask the question … for whom is it shameful ? certainly not those that are dead