If there's any grease on the floor of the garage, the dog will walk through it on the way into the house.
What can the rest of you add?
If there's any grease on the floor of the garage, the dog will walk through it on the way into the house.
What can the rest of you add?
If you just got dressed with a nice shirt, the baby will spit up on it.
RossD wrote: If you just got dressed with a nice shirt, the baby will spit up on it.
Addendum: If you're wearing white, spaghetti will be served. 
RealMiniParker wrote:RossD wrote: If you just got dressed with a nice shirt, the baby will spit up on it.Addendum: If you're wearing white, spaghetti will be served.
I've found rigatoni to be even worse. I swear it spits sauce at you just sitting on the plate.
The socket will roll to the center of the car
The wrench will not hit the ground, but you cant see it anymore
Your air hose or extention cord will get caught on glass, let alone anything else
If you have plans immediately after work, things will go sideways 15 minutes before quitting time
In reply to RossD:
My kid spit up a lot, he was like a fountain after eating a bottle. My wife would ALWAYS get spit up on when she would put a nice shirt on.
If you are an engineer named Murphy and you make a statement about the probability of a test working, it will be misquoted for generations.
Type Q wrote: If you are an engineer named Murphy and you make a statement about the probability of a test working, it will be misquoted for generations.
I just checked our company directory. 23 Murphy's at the company, 2 are engineers.
Murphy was an optimist.
If you let a Lab out of the car in the middle of the Sahara Desert, it will come back 10 minutes later soaking wet and muddy.
If you drop a tiny bolt on top of an engine, it will disappear forever.
If you drop a tiny bolt on from below an engine, it will also disappear forever.
If you drop something and there are 99 places it could land with no problem, it will not hit any of those places.
The universe, being vast and random, requires that there is a garage somewhere in which electrical connectors come apart easily, 10mm sockets are always at hand, air hoses are always long enough, and nothing ever spills.
It's next door to the room where the monkeys are working on Shakespeare so I've never seen it.
thought this was going to be about the band 
If you've looked everywhere for a lost bolt or nut, then spent $10 for a replacement, you will step on the lost piece getting out of your parts mobile.
When you have the choice of two autoparts stores to purchase a part, it will be out of stock at the closest one, unless you've already driven to the farther one without calling to check first.
When you return a dead in the box part for a replacement, it will always be the last one that had been in stock.
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