http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Friend_bites_mans_penis_off_in_row&in_article_id=613133&in_page_id=2 said:
A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his penis off in a row - and swallowed it.
Horrified Marian Milczarek, 53, from Lesna in south west Poland, was attacked following a row with his friend - apparently over borrowing a trailer.
'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,' he said.
Police and medics could find no trace of Marian's missing genitalia, and believe his attacker Wojciech Sowinski - now facing 10 years in jail - may have eaten it.
'If we'd had the other bit of his penis we could have sewn it back on,' said Dr Adam Domanasiewicz from the hospital in nearby Trzebnica, where Marian is recovering.
That'll learn him for ruining that dudes tiedown straps.
Yessir, dirt bikers place a high value on tiedown straps. But not quite THAT high a value.
Note-to-self: When fighting with Poles, wear a cup.
Kramer wrote:
Man, that's just nuts...
Hahahaha, I'm not sure that was an intentional joke... but is funny anyway.
JFX001
Dork
5/13/09 10:40 a.m.
Ain't that a bite in the crotch......
Kramer
Reader
5/13/09 10:48 a.m.
The name of the operation to repair this guy:
Addadictomy
Marian Milczarek
Well she doesn't have to change his name.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never borrow a trailer from a Pole!'"
Appleseed wrote:
PIITB!
shouldn't that be PIITS? Put it in the stomach?
I think PIITB is the last stop before PIITT.
Don't worry, it'll blow over.
RexSeven wrote:
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never borrow a trailer from a Pole!'"
< butthead> Huh huh huh, you said "pole." Huh huh huh huh < /butthead>
