To encourage my extremely constipated daughter to poop, I started doing a "poop dance" every time she poops.
If you had asked me 10 years ago, If I would be doing this...... The answer would be expletive laden.
To encourage my extremely constipated daughter to poop, I started doing a "poop dance" every time she poops.
If you had asked me 10 years ago, If I would be doing this...... The answer would be expletive laden.
Is America's Funniest Videos still on. That's got to be worth something.
Toyman01 wrote: Is America's Funniest Videos still on. That's got to be worth something.
Thankfully the Flip Cam just broke...
Noone wants to see me running around the house yelling "POOOOOP DANCE!!!!!"
Are you forgetting who you're talking to? OF COURSE we want to see that!
huge-O-chavez wrote:Toyman01 wrote: Is America's Funniest Videos still on. That's got to be worth something.Thankfully the Flip Cam just broke... Noone wants to see me running around the house yelling "POOOOOP DANCE!!!!!"
Oh, I don't know. We'd probably be willing to hold it over you head for a few decades. 
OK, you can't just post this without pics...
Dried banana chips as a reward. Works the world over.
My horse will pee if you whistle...
And I'll whistle if you pee...
Parenting.
It's all about finding yourself saying and doing the darnest things.
huge-O-chavez wrote:Toyman01 wrote: Is America's Funniest Videos still on. That's got to be worth something.Thankfully the Flip Cam just broke... Noone wants to see me running around the house yelling "POOOOOP DANCE!!!!!"
Don't need a camera, the video is playing in my head right now..
HAHA!
TMI 
Should you you be positing this on Facebook or something?
LOL- the things we do for our kids. We bribed our daughter with M&M's for positive potty training results
huge-O-chavez wrote: Noone wants to see me running around the house yelling "POOOOOP DANCE!!!!!"
I'd say that's a $10,000 winner right there.
A brief description should suffice. Which foot you start with, artistic arm movements (you'll excuse the expression), stuff like that.
An "Arthur Murray" step representation would be nice.
cardiacdog wrote: LOL- the things we do for our kids. We bribed our daughter with M&M's for positive potty training results
We tried that too, but they kept clogging up the plumbing.
Here's the sweepstates for you- www.parentspromo.com/pottydance/index.html
I never thought I'd say, "Yaaaaaay!!!! We have a pooopie diaper!!!"
sigh
You do need to post a vid though... This is just a tease.
Man, I'm sooooo looking forward to fatherhood!
No seriously, I do this kinda stuff anyways, it'll be normal for me!
GRM has it all: Miatas, hotlinks, beer talk and an artsy, interpretive fecal dance.
Doodie Doodie Doodie. Get your daughter's doodie'ing. Get them all doodie'ing. BEHIND!
(Sung to the tune of raw hide.)
Now, dance to that and post it. Sissy.
Yesss. Dooo the poop dance. Dooooo it.
at least you're not a sh!tty dancer. i hope.
What I mostly hope is that your daughter isn't, say, a junior in collage.
We have two granddaughters living with us, now 3.5 and 5. When the youngest was potty training I convinced her that pooping was something you didn't want to waste a diaper on, 'cause it was so cool to look between your legs and watch. Honestly, it was the only way I could convince her. Candy? nope. Celebrating? Nope. What worked?
"If you poop in the potty, you can watch it come out of your butt!!!"
One day. That's all it took. Gawd, I feel so, so, juvenile.
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