Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/8/09 8:56 a.m.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/regional/brooklyn/so_much_for_packing_um_rod_jXKO6I6jK3RgVNDNWClDoI

So much for packing a, um, rod By JAMIE SCHRAM Last Updated: 3:53 AM, September 8, 2009 Posted: 2:44 AM, September 8, 2009 It's a lesson he should have learned from Plaxico Burress -- but this was worse. A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis Sunday after fumbling with a gun that had slid from his waistband, authorities said yesterday. Khamir Grant was then arrested for reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon -- the same charges levied against Burress, who shot himself at a Manhattan nightclub in 2008, law-enforcement sources said. Grant told cops that he was walking home from Amersfort Park at East 39th Street and Avenue J in East Flatbush around 1:30 a.m., when the gun began to fall into his pants, sources said. When Grant grabbed for it, he accidentally pulled the trigger, firing a bullet right through his penis. Grant staggered home and told his mom what had happened, sources said. They took a livery car to Kings County Hospital, where Grant was released after treatment and then arrested by police. jamie.schram@nypost.com
Rusty_Rabbit84
Rusty_Rabbit84 Dork
9/8/09 8:58 a.m.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
9/8/09 9:02 a.m.

dumbass.....

Kramer
Kramer HalfDork
9/8/09 9:29 a.m.

Now begins all the half-cocked and cock-your-gun jokes...

Carson
Carson Dork
9/8/09 9:58 a.m.

Numb nuts...

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
9/8/09 10:00 a.m.

Ooooo.... I got a free Prince Albert!

BoxheadTim
BoxheadTim GRM+ Memberand Reader
9/8/09 10:15 a.m.

Pretty close to a Darwin award candidate, isn't he?

aircooled
aircooled SuperDork
9/8/09 10:17 a.m.

What a d*ck hole!

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
9/8/09 11:40 a.m.
numbnutz said I did my best Burress impression, and all I got was this extra hole in my c@%k

I hope it keeps him from reproducing

splitime
splitime Reader
9/8/09 12:13 p.m.
4cylndrfury wrote:
numbnutz said I did my best Burress impression, and all I got was this extra hole in my c@%k
I hope it keeps him from reproducing

I was thinking and hoping the same thing.

cwh
cwh Dork
9/8/09 12:19 p.m.

See, those droopy shorts ARE good for something!

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/8/09 12:21 p.m.

obviously a small bore weapon.. I hate to say this, next time he should carry a .45

kpm
kpm New Reader
9/8/09 12:52 p.m.

This is my rifle..this is my gun This is for fighting ..this is for fun

...or it used to be.

walterj
walterj Dork
9/8/09 12:58 p.m.

I guess if he was dumb enough to shoot himself in the junk then hiding the weapon and making up a story was probably beyond him. Have fun with that one note flute in prison, asshat!

aussiesmg
aussiesmg Dork
9/8/09 1:06 p.m.

Missed by that much....oh hell no I didn't

pinchvalve
pinchvalve SuperDork
9/8/09 4:34 p.m.

That answers the question of whether or not they are bullet proof.

minimac
minimac Dork
9/8/09 4:48 p.m.

I hope that "he took a livery car" means he stole some wheels and not that the good citizens of NY had to foot the bill for a taxi for this douche.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/8/09 11:37 p.m.

so a 15-year-old is carrying a gun on the street at 1:30AM and his mom calls him a cab? my mom would've called me a hearse...

NYG95GA
NYG95GA SuperDork
9/10/09 8:45 a.m.
kpm wrote: This is my rifle..this is my gun This is for fighting ..this is for fun ...or it used to be.

Just what I was thinking; you beat me to it...

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