http://www.wbaltv.com/news/24422897/detail.html
Quote from the article:
"He has his journalism degree," a Westword editor said. "He was a good writer, and he could also punctuate and he could spell, which was very different than a lot of people who applied for the job."
Does he receive medical benefits? If so, do they cover weight gain and memory loss as equal ailments? Is he refused coverage because he is a "smoker"? Are Cheeto's now a work-related, tax deductible expense?
Inquiring minds, and all that.............