Ninjas vs Pirates continued

John Brown wrote: Mexican wrestling service advisors > Ninjas > any woman who has given birth > Lumberjack Commandos > Pirates

WOH! I need to be in on that list.

Guys who have passed numerous Kidney stones!!!! Thats up there!

Now this has gone onto a whole new level. But everyone is forgetting this. Pirates have beards! Beards make them more powerful.

Ninjas don't fight fair? Look at the pirates, they dont care about being fair either. They care about raping, pillaging, getting the loot. They sneak in to steal stuff, it sometimes happens. Forts have big walls, you have to break in to rape, pillage and loot.

All ninjas can do is to sneak around. Why? Ninjas are to pansy to show up and face you. "but oh, a ninja will come from behind and slit your throat!" HAHA! a pirate would take his shirt and tie it around his neck to keep in the blood, then get real pissed, and kill the ninja. Pirates will sink their own ship as long as it is to take out any and all around them.

Seriously, think about this. Even though they do not quite have the presence as they once did, look at the pirates in africa. They stole a oil tanker. A WHOLE BERKLEYING TANKER!!! What did they use? Old 1960's model Evinrudes on the back of a partially floating log. And all they had was sharpened spoons, not even sporks, and some old AK47's. When is the last time that you heard of a Ninja doing something that sweet?

Thinkkker wrote: Seriously, think about this. Even though they do not quite have the presence as they once did, look at the pirates in africa. They stole a oil tanker. A WHOLE BERKLEYING TANKER!!! What did they use? Old 1960's model Evinrudes on the back of a partially floating log. And all they had was sharpened spoons, not even sporks, and some old AK47's. When is the last time that you heard of a Ninja doing something that sweet?

Pirates are totally Grassroots.

Thinkkker wrote: ....Seriously, think about this. Even though they do not quite have the presence as they once did, look at the pirates in africa. They stole a oil tanker. A WHOLE BERKLEYING TANKER!!! What did they use? Old 1960's model Evinrudes on the back of a partially floating log. And all they had was sharpened spoons, not even sporks, and some old AK47's. When is the last time that you heard of a Ninja doing something that sweet?

First, my condolences on the kidney stone.

But don't get to wound up about those Somali pirates, it was a Saudi tanker. Take the list John had, follow it to its logical conclusion, like a hundred spots past ground squirrels, thern add two more spots, and that will be the Saudi Royal family.

Plus, them pirate boys (deliberatly lower case) got rocked once already by the USN, and now that we can chase them onto land, the first one of them fools that pops the wrong boat is going to have a world class bad day. It won't even be a ninja. It will be some non-comissioned officer that is just estatic this guy isn't strapped with C-4. They will probably just gonna beat him until their arms are tired, and then kick him until they are rested again.

Remember, there is a large group of Marines, just north of there in Djbouti waiting for someone to "Cry havoc..."

I doubt Pirates would be captured by the Iowa City PD

http://www.press-citizen.com/article/20081219/NEWS01/812190323/1079

Wally wrote: I doubt Pirates would be captured by the Iowa City PD http://www.press-citizen.com/article/20081219/NEWS01/812190323/1079

sorry wally...

Huntsville Al. captures butt pirate.

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2008/12/one_arrested_on_sodomy_charges.html

Thinkkker wrote:

John Brown wrote: Mexican wrestling service advisors > Ninjas > any woman who has given birth > Lumberjack Commandos > Pirates

WOH! I need to be in on that list. Guys who have passed numerous Kidney stones!!!! Thats up there! Now this has gone onto a whole new level. But everyone is forgetting this. Pirates have beards! Beards make them more powerful.

AHEM! CHUCK NORRIS, WIDELY ACKNOWLEDGED AS THE TOUGHEST MOST BEARDEST MAN ON THE PLANET GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY BRUCE LEE, A BEARDLESS CHINAMAN. so ninjas.

That's because it was just Chuck Norris' beard fighting Bruce Lee, not the whole Chuck.

tuffburn wrote: AHEM! CHUCK NORRIS, WIDELY ACKNOWLEDGED AS THE TOUGHEST MOST BEARDEST MAN ON THE PLANET GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY BRUCE LEE, A BEARDLESS CHINAMAN. so ninjas.

Ah, but when Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee, he was clean-shaven!

After the defeat, in order to raise his toughness by over 9000, he began to grow first a mustache, then a beard.

when chuck norris fought bruce lee it was at the beginning of the movie, game of death..

1 man was alive after the filming had ended... 1 man was not..

ignorant wrote: when chuck norris fought bruce lee it was at the beginning of the movie, game of death.. 1 man was alive after the filming had ended... 1 man was not..

Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee's pallbearer. I think that effectively ends the Norris vs. Lee argument...

ignorant wrote: when chuck norris fought bruce lee it was at the beginning of the movie, game of death.. 1 man was alive after the filming had ended... 1 man was not..

OMG, you dare make a Bruce Lee Chuck Norris reference and get it that wrong?!?!?

Actually it was at the end of "Return of the Dragon"

In "Game of Death" he fought Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. The fight scene at the begining of game of Death is archived footage from Return of the Dragon. Game of Death was released in 1978, by then, mighty Mr Norris had released Good Guys Wear Black.

Both times, Norris loses. So does Abdul-Jabbar.

Good Guys Wear Black is essential to gearheads for two reasons. Norris drives a 911. (Actually two of them, a white one and a black one) and he kicks through the windshield of a speeding car.

For such an egregious mistake, your Pirates V Ninjas discussion privledges are revoked.

And in the end Mr. Rogers is the only one left standing

Who are the ones most like Ninjas today? Navy Seals. 5 of them will sneak onto a boat full of guys with big machine guns (much like pirates). After 11 minutes, 5 people will be alive on that ship. They will all be Navy Seals.

Ninjas rule.

neon4891 wrote: And in the end Mr. Rogers is the only one left standing

This is the ultimate showdown...

Salanis wrote:

neon4891 wrote: And in the end Mr. Rogers is the only one left standing

This is the ultimate showdown...

of ultimate power

thatsnowinnebago wrote:

Salanis wrote:

neon4891 wrote: And in the end Mr. Rogers is the only one left standing

This is the ultimate showdown...

of ultimate power

No, "Of ultimated destiny"

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions / As far as the eye can see!

confuZion3 wrote: Who are the ones most like Ninjas today? Navy Seals. 5 of them will sneak onto a boat full of guys with big machine guns (much like pirates). After 11 minutes, 5 people will be alive on that ship. They will all be Navy Seals. Ninjas rule.

Uhhh, that sounds like a pirate boarding party to me...

This guy was one of the last true modern Ninjas. Strangely enough, he also worked as a consultant for General Motors. He sneaks up on pirates and kicks their asses.

http://www.hoshin.com/drmorris.asp

http://www.hoshin.com/books.asp

Wait, I recall hearing that the reason Mr. Rogers wore long sleeves was because he had tattoos. (Urban legend?) Pirates had tattoos. Wouldn't that make, by association, Mr. Rogers a pirate?

Appleseed wrote: Wait, I recall hearing that the reason Mr. Rogers wore long sleeves was because he had tattoos. (Urban legend?) Pirates had tattoos. Wouldn't that make, by association, Mr. Rogers a pirate?

I'd heard that same story, and that he got them when he was a Marine sniper. This is actually an urban legend:

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/mrrogers.asp

Mental wrote:

ignorant wrote: when chuck norris fought bruce lee it was at the beginning of the movie, game of death.. 1 man was alive after the filming had ended... 1 man was not..

OMG, you dare make a Bruce Lee Chuck Norris reference and get it that wrong?!?!? Actually it was at the end of "Return of the Dragon" In "Game of Death" he fought Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. The fight scene at the begining of game of Death is archived footage from Return of the Dragon. Game of Death was released in 1978, by then, mighty Mr Norris had released Good Guys Wear Black. Both times, Norris loses. So does Abdul-Jabbar. Good Guys Wear Black is essential to gearheads for two reasons. Norris drives a 911. (Actually two of them, a white one and a black one) and he kicks through the windshield of a speeding car. For such an egregious mistake, your Pirates V Ninjas discussion privledges are revoked.

so actually he did fight chuck norris in game of death even if it is inserted footage from another movie..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_of_Death

sorry buddy. but technically I am correct and you look like a wench.

Mental wrote: Good Guys Wear Black is essential to gearheads for two reasons. Norris drives a 911.

Wasn't it a 930?

This conversation seems ready for a dose of WTF:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHJdve7GNuE

Draw your own conclusions...

That video looks familiar

http://www.g4tv.com/ninjawarrior/

ninjas cause pirates are fat as balls