No officer I have only had 23 beers

Awww those poor bathurst fans. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/06/australian-racing-fans-li_n_310886.html

wow, im pathetic... they must have a Major League Drinking Series over there

Second Bruce: New-Bruce, are you a Poofter?

Fourth Bruce: Are you a Poofter?

New-Bruce: No!

Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five ...

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven...

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.

First Bruce: This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.

EveryBruce: Amen!

That would be me, the guy kissing dirt.

How would you see any racing with all that trotting off to the loo?

...and only 4litres of wine.

I love the pic of the guys with the couch in the trunk

Sounds like Sebring back in the Day.

Um. Not that I'm the safety police or anything, but....

Paraphrasing Richard Hammond:

"The Bathurst is when Ford and Holden fans get together to have a giant fistfight. Occasionally a car race breaks out."

Only 24 beers? Gee, better switch to the high-octane stuff.

If you ever get to do anything in this life "GO TO BATHURST" it is a circus off the track

"Basically, it's a place where Holden and Ford fans go to have a massive fist fight. And then, in the interval, when the paramedics go in, sometimes a car race breaks out."

-Richard Hammond

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkiZdcAR6WU @1:40

Apparently, no restrictions for Rally fans.

"Excuse me, but you can't bring all that beer into the woods."

cwh wrote: Sounds like Sebring back in the Day.

Sounds like Sebring year before last to me. Didn't see any fist fights but the folks in the OP would've fit right in.

After viewing the first pic in the series, I think I'm a Holden guy