Not trying to be creepy yet creepy

In reply to KatieSuddard:

Actually, one time I had a class where we sat in like a "U" Shape around the room. One night the teacher was rambling about something and I went off to lala land thinking about something else. When I snapped out of it I realized I had been staring at the girls feet across from me.

Then we made eye contact.

Then I realized she was wearing a skirt.

Yeah, she avoided me at all costs after that.

So, a young lady interning at the magazine asks about creepy guys online from a bunch of grease monkeys who all go by aliases, and they all start sharing their creepy stories.

I'm not sure which is creepier... the weird dudes, or the fact that her Mom chimed in too!

I may be creepy but I never use an alias.

In reply to Wally:

That avatar is really you??

mapper wrote: I want to go through a grocery store checkout with a cart filled with nothing but a box of condoms, a giant tub of butter flavored Crisco, a dog collar and leash, a roll of duct tape, and a plunger. Would that be creepy?

You need to add fireworks and a REALLY big jar of mayonnaise.

In reply to SVreX:

I had the tracks retouched but otherwise it's close. I am filling with garbage.

SVreX wrote: So, a young lady interning at the magazine asks about creepy guys online from a bunch of grease monkeys who all go by aliases, and they all start sharing their creepy stories. I'm not sure which is creepier... the weird dudes, or the fact that her Mom chimed in too!

THIS!

Curmudgeon wrote: Not creepy but funny: a few years ago a buddy and I were putting a windshield back in his Spitfire. You don't want to use petroleum based lubricants on rubber seals and cooking oil etc can be very hard to get off of fresh paint so the best choice is KY or similar. So we made a supply run and stopped by a CVS pharmacy, when he shut the van off he says 'I think I better go in by myself'.

So, as a medical device engineer, I once needed some glycerin based lubricant for a test setup. I drove over to Walgreens and since I didn't know which "personal lubricant" would work best for my experiment, I picked up one of every one they had.

On the way out, I remembered the Hotwheels scores thread and checked out the toy section. They had a beautiful Jaguar E-type (the best looking car ever in my opinion). It was part of a set of six but I figured what the heck, it is still worth it.

It was only when I put everything down in front of the cashier that I realized I was buying six different sexual lubricants and six hotwheels cars. I was the only one in the store at 2PM on a Tuesday.

Going by my dating history, apparently everything I've ever said has been creepy. It doesn't help that I look like a murderer.

Hey, that Katie is pretty cute.

(does that qualify?)

Grizz wrote: Going by my dating history, apparently everything I've ever said has been creepy. It doesn't help that I look like a murderer.

Stop dressing like a clown.

pinchvalve wrote: Hey, that Katie is pretty cute. (does that qualify?)

Winner.

Now just keep on walkin'.

Margie

Wally wrote:

Grizz wrote: Going by my dating history, apparently everything I've ever said has been creepy. It doesn't help that I look like a murderer.

Stop dressing like a clown.

I have better taste in outfits than that.

Grizz wrote: Going by my dating history, apparently everything I've ever said has been creepy. It doesn't help that I look like a murderer.

Hey, can't be that bad if you can get a date in the first place.

In reply to Knurled:

Let's see, my last one was about a year ago, and before that was high school. So yeah...

Grizz wrote:

Wally wrote:

Grizz wrote: Going by my dating history, apparently everything I've ever said has been creepy. It doesn't help that I look like a murderer.

Stop dressing like a clown.

I have better taste in outfits than that.

Every time I see Ted Levine in another movie, all I can think of is this part. Sort of like Christopher Lloyd and Reverend Jim from 'TAXI'... when he was a Klingon commander in one of the Star Trek movies all I could think of was Reverend Jim.

Curmudgeon wrote:

mapper wrote: I want to go through a grocery store checkout with a cart filled with nothing but a box of condoms, a giant tub of butter flavored Crisco, a dog collar and leash, a roll of duct tape, and a plunger. Would that be creepy?

You need to add fireworks and a REALLY big jar of marshmallow fluff.

Just cause I haven't had any in a years.

In reply to madpanda:

At least it was tapered on one end

2 girls selling koolaid today in my 'hood, pull over and yell from my seat that I'll take a large, they come over and I hand them money thru the window.

I ask the older girl what grade she's going into since she looks to be my daughters age. SILENCE.

I then ask if she knows my daughter Shea - yes, but I'm 10 - a year younger.

So I mention I'll tell Shea I stopped and I asked her what her name is - SILENCE.

Then I realize how creepy I was and appreciate how her parents told her not to share this info...........

SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: In reply to KatieSuddard: Actually, one time I had a class where we sat in like a "U" Shape around the room. One night the teacher was rambling about something and I went off to lala land thinking about something else. When I snapped out of it I realized I had been staring at the girls feet across from me. Then we made eye contact. Then I realized she was wearing a skirt. Yeah, she avoided me at all costs after that.

Come to think of it, I did something similar on the bus in high school. I was just thinking, completely unfocused, then the girl across from me snapped 'What are you lookin' at, boy?'. Oops. :redface:

In reply to Curmudgeon:

That happened to me once on the way back from a 11th grade field trip to Chicago. Needless to say, public places are full of hiding spots to just disappear to.

I accidentally gave a lecture on infecting people with HIV when I meant cells. That was pretty bad.