nsfw: this cant be a legit car ad

found this on craigslist, this must be a joke ad right?

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/2469938839.html

here it is before it gets flagged.

I'm trying to get rid of my 1983 z28 camaro, as i need something for 4x4'ing. Willing to trade for 1st gen Cummins diesel - will throw in a E36 M3ty dirtbike trailer and 350$ cash. Even with the slight problems, car still goes for about $7,000!

About the camaro:

The good: 1983, rebuilt 350 taken from a 78 camaro. less than 70 000 km's Flashy car, helps me get Bob Costas Racing seats & seat belts, although you will lose to an acura integra (don't bother racing). It's a camaro. Racing rims Toggle switch to use horn Brand new windshield Clock works well, accurate to the hour Crooked, racing steering wheel (A little rough on the hands) Transmission fluid recently replaced - Used synthetic 5W-30 Oil (adds 10 hp) Chrome trailer hitch - Worth 800$ easy. Sick yellow Tack gauge, Bought from NAPA at $799.99 Excellent fuel mileage for the year, I only put in 94 octane racing fuel Will throw in the old disc brakes, I recommend the drum brakes I installed drunk one night, Improved performance. 280 American muscle HP!

The bad:

Body has less than 1,000,000 KM's. Fake blower for added air intake (Don't get your hopes up buddy) Clutch & tranny are berkeleyed. - 1500$ repair Gages don't work - Spedometor, Gas, everything T-tops are berkeleyed No stereo / speakers Small hole in exhaust - 6 inch rust hole Electronics don't work - excluding clock Fake roll bar Almost 10% tread on all tires - Perfect for brakestands (The chicks love it) No backseats (More room to plow Bob Costas, Although I consider this a bonus, Kidding I'm a virgin.) Crushed in Fender Slight rust covering both sides of body Exhaust leak causes carbon monoxide to leak through tranny to interior (Just keep windows open at all times, unless suicidal) Exhaust scrapes on the ground (Needs new zap straps) Rims are slightly dented (only front 2) Left headlights smashed in, accidentally rear ended a f-350 - Brakes are berkeleyed (Used wd-40, should be fine now) 0-60 in less than 15 seconds. (Tranny needs replaced) 120$ tank, Get 200km to the tank. (Small gas leak)

Absolutely NO lowballers, tire kickers, or Punjabs/Chinks. Car has been babied since I've owned it! No test drives without cash P.S - Car only shifts around 7,000 RPM (Smooth at 9,000!)

E-mail for offers & contact Number!

well if helps get me some Bob Costa then i'll be throwing him an offer tomorrow

that is just full of holy freaking awesome, legit but complete fail at the same time hahaha

that was some pretty bad comedy or he's just a dick

Those dirty people. I'm not racist but DAMN...

I hate some lowballers.

I believe that to be 100% legit. Some people are dicks.

Drat... already pulled.

If that guy doesn't have a tattoo of a swastika somewhere, I'm Bob Costas.

Of course it's a Camaro. I'm just surprised he didn't spell it with an 'e'.

Of course it's a joke.

Nobody in Canada uses Craigslist to actually sell anything.

An $800 tach? And how do you get carbon monoxide to leak from your transmission into your interior? Is it a rear transaxle from a 'vette mounted where the back seat used to be? Even if it is, how does the trans put out carbon monoxide?
What a moron. But at least he didn't way it was "restored" or "mint".

I'm holding out for this one

Zomby woof wrote: I'm holding out for this one

That is awesome

Zomby woof wrote: I'm holding out for this one

OK, that's funny

Goes to show there are E36 M3 heads everywhere.

Unfortunately, I think this riced out Alero is real

In reply to Zomby woof:

The brickwork on the building behind it bothers me more than the car.