Oblivious texter walks into a bear

This would wake you up in the morning: http://now.msn.com/living/0409-texting-bear-attack.aspx

I saw that live on the news, pretty funny.

The Bear was pretty mellow, but I am not sure if the run away as fast as you can tactic is the best idea in most wild animal encounters.

I think I saw the trail of human scat on the sidewalk

Bonus Funny Points would have been awarded if the bear also ran off startled in the opposite direction. "This guy's freakin crazy, I'm outta here!"

But now I want to walk around in a bear suit to see how many WWTers I can startle similarly.

So much for "don't run from a bear."

And I thought I had some good texting stories!

The only way that could be better if if he got mauled. I hate texting zombies.

I saw the thread title and read "Oblivious texter walks into a bar."

"Oblivious texter walks into a bear" is much funnier

Appleseed wrote: The only way that could be better if if he got mauled. I hate texting zombies.

In fairness, he was walking out his front door...it would be different if he were texting in the woods and walked upon a bear.

Still, the obvious sphincter tightening moment was hilarious