http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18595
So if you see anyone saying "Don't get it on your hootus," you'll be in on the joke now.
I'll keep this in mind whenever I use Herculiner 
Oh this is one of the few with it's own theme song BTW. That puts it in the same league as the Nazi Underground Base thread!
Tom Wilk said: Heard a new song the other day: The herculiner song (sung to the tune of "All Star") Somebody once told me Herculiner was sticky Its not the easiest stuff to remove. I was looking kind of dumb with my finger and my thumb stuck to the end of my Hoo-ootus Well the years start coming and the stuff ain't leavin' And I feel so bad that I want to start heavin' It doesn't make sense that this stuff's so sticky, you get it on your hand and you get it on your d*cky. So much to do, so much to see But I can't go public with this on me. And it hurts so much when I go such a great pain you'll never know. Chorus: Hey Now, Herculiner, can you help me get clean, Hey Now, Herculiner, can you get this off me. Its so sticky and rough, Even turpentine won't get it off. It was sticky, and then it got harder It was a dumb move, and then I got smarter All I needed was to wear those gloves Now I don't know if I'll ever make love. The rocker panels look so neat, But the stuff don't belong on my meat. My thing's on fire, how about yours I really don't like it cause it feels so course. Chorus: Hey Now, Herculiner, can you help me get clean, Hey Now, Herculiner, can you get this off me. Its so sticky and rough, Even turpentine won't get it off. Somebody once mentioned I should guard my extension I should wear the rubber gloves that I have. But I was in a hurry, had to go in a scurry So I made a beeline to the lav. Well time went on and I tried all the cures But all I got was some ribbin' from my peers. It doesn't make sense that this stuff's so sticky, you get it on your hand and you get it on your d*cky. So much to do, so much to see But I can't go public with this on me. And it hurts so much when I go such a great pain you'll never know. Chorus: Hey Now, Herculiner, can you help me get clean, Hey Now, Herculiner, can you get this off me. Its so sticky and rough, Even turpentine won't get it off.
Response from the Herculiner company when someone forwarded the link:
Herculiner said: Thanks for sharing your story with us. So far no word had made it as far as our corporate offices here in Chicago, IL, so I think you will still be able to leave the house without being recognized. Normally with testimonials we ask folks to tell us their story and then send in a "before and after" picture of their project, but in this case, I somehow don't feel it is appropriate to ask you to do so. = - ) Your friends certainly did have some good advice. Eventually, HERCULINER will wear off skin, but it does take weeks in some instances. I know that I did a demonstration at a trade show in July, and I had some product on the side of my leg for 3 weeks afterwards! Amazing how you don't notice it's on you skin until it's dried and too late to remove easily - I know you can relate! Are you HERCULINER-free at this time, or was this a recent occurence? In either regard, your email has highlighted three things for us: 1. We need to bold the recommendation to use gloves and to immediately wipe wet HERCULINER from skin before it dries. 2. Include recommendations as to how best to remove dried HERCULINER from the skin. 3. We have a potential new category in which we could market HERCULINER! Thanks for the idea! I'd love to send you a HERCULINER hat. That way you will always have a reminder of the application process!
