bludroptop
bludroptop SuperDork
2/6/14 4:05 p.m.

Where I come from, its called 'hockey'.

(But if they drop their gloves and start fighting, I'm firing up the DVR)

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 UltimaDork
2/6/14 6:42 p.m.

In college, I once spent a night and made out with a girl who was on the University of Miami (Ohio) Precision Figure Skating Team.
It is to ice what synchronized swimming is to water.

Though I can no longer remember her name (about 25 years ago) I still remember that she was likely the best body (firm, tone and perfect) of all my life's "team photo."
I have not thought of her in years. Now, there is a good chance she will make a "guest appearance" in an upcoming personal vignette.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
2/6/14 6:47 p.m.

I also call it kama sutra.

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition HalfDork
2/6/14 9:07 p.m.

The listing tonight says "men's team" figure skating. Of course, my first thought is this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blades_of_Glory

I did say to my wife that it would be bad enough to watch one man prancing around the rink, much less two together. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy PowerDork
2/7/14 6:15 a.m.

man, I slept through a lot of skating last night.......

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
2/7/14 7:16 p.m.

Curling. That's were its at.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UltraDork
2/7/14 7:39 p.m.

If beach volleyball and "ribbon on a stick" are olympic sports, I guess anything is.

Shawn

Spoolpigeon
Spoolpigeon SuperDork
2/7/14 7:42 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed:

Last Olympics, curling was chock full of hot wimenz.

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
2/7/14 9:44 p.m.

Hot chicks and fat berks. Yes, you too fatty, can be an Olympian.

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand UberDork
2/8/14 11:45 a.m.
Appleseed wrote: Hot chicks and fat berks. Yes, you too fatty, can be an Olympian.

for this reason, i'm considering joining the cleveland curling club. i watched those guys last time and thought "man i'm not as fat as them" and "i'm more than coordinated enough for this"

bgkast
bgkast GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/8/14 12:09 p.m.

In reply to Trans_Maro:

Hey, don't knock ribbon on a stick!

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
2/8/14 1:01 p.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: If beach volleyball and "ribbon on a stick" are olympic sports, I guess anything is. Shawn

You leave beach Vollyball out of this. If I have to sit through "ribbon on a stick" I'm keeping "Hot brazilians in mini bikinis".

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/8/14 2:17 p.m.

Judging from the pictures the only things the Russians are prepared for is the team pooping event.

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
2/8/14 2:30 p.m.
Wally wrote: Judging from the pictures the only things the Russians are prepared for is the team pooping event.

And not even very well prepared at that. They're good at locking US atheletes in bathrooms, it seems....

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