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In reply to Knurled:

This is how it should be done.

In reply to Flight Service:

Just don't develop a drinking problem.

Knurled wrote: In reply to Flight Service: Just don't develop a drinking problem.

Knurled wrote: This is a very odd thread to read/watch while listening to ambient goat metal.

I'm trying to think of what you could do while listening to ambient goat metal that wouldn't come off a little sideways. Maybe that's a question I don't want answered.

Play goat simulator, of course.

In reply to Appleseed:

Thanks for the nightmares. Wtf is that thing?

In reply to Spoolpigeon:

Coconut Crab

Spoolpigeon wrote: In reply to Appleseed: Thanks for the nightmares. Wtf is that thing?

A baby coconut crab.

Apparently they are a protected species and it is illegal to eat them, but their diet of coconuts (it's not just a clever name) makes their meat taste like, well, coconuts. The thing to do, they tell me, is to roast the whole thing and eat the claw meat by dipping it in the abdominal fat, supposed to be real good according to people who not only voluntarily eat crab, but claim to like it.

They also say that it spoils within a day no matter what you do, and the places where coconut crabs live are more than a day away from the mainland, so if you want to try it then you have to fly/sail on out to where they are.

Keith Tanner wrote:

Knurled wrote: This is a very odd thread to read/watch while listening to ambient goat metal.

I'm trying to think of what you could do while listening to ambient goat metal that wouldn't come off a little sideways. Maybe that's a question I don't want answered.

I'd say "RALLYCROSS!" but that is sideways for a different reason.

The effect was rather like some weird art film. Here, try it, I think I was listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LHChoM1rvo

One of my friends recommended the band to me. I guess goat metal is the wrong term because it is far too well-written and well-produced, but there's no getting over cookie monster vocals.

You all have the worst case of crabs ever

pinchvalve wrote: Can I get a High Five on that?

Isn't that more of a high seven?

I tried to get a job as a Walmart doorman, but they didn't like my style.

Knurled wrote: The problem with Awesome Walking Away From An Explosion Without Looking Back is when it doesn't explode. That is confusing and makes you lose focus from the task of walking away without looking back. Here you see the classic blunder: He not only stops walking, but looks back. Rookie.

That was actually adlib, notice he didn't look back until it stopped. He wanted it to look like his toy was broken and he was disappointed and started to panic.

Remember the Jokers speech? " You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan"."