Only on TLC

Here's a listing of The Learning Channel nightly program line-up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8jeuYMHX9Y

Tune in and LEARN something!

I learned my funny bone needed that

The "freak-show" channel

The Freak Show Channel!

EDIT:

Got beat to it

HAHAHAHAHA

...for some reason.

Nearly spit mashed potatos all over my computer! Hillarious!!

they haven't been called "The Learning Channel" for about a decade now.. they are officially "TLC". Discovery Networks changed the name to TLC and threw all of their soap opera stuff on it, and then later added a dedicated educational channel called "The Science Channel"..

"Vagina Cannon" ... setting the DVR now

Sure, laugh it up. Truth is, people are watching that stuff and turning their brains to cheese.

Note to novaderrik and 1988RedT2:

Recommended: a sense of humour or new screen name. Curmudgeon is already taken, but perhaps PartyPooper or PunchBowlTurd are good alternatives.

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oldsaw wrote: Note to novaderrik and 1988RedT2: Recommended: a sense of humour or new screen name. Curmudgeon is already taken, but perhaps PartyPooper or PunchBowlTurd are good alternatives. .

My sense of humor is intact! If I was being too serious, I would have said something like "people are watching that stuff and inflicting serious damage upon their already fragile brains." Last I checked, there weren't any actual people with their heads full of cheese. That would make them cheese heads. ... Wait..!

his humour is pining for the fjords

I smell a fart in my general direction

I wonder how far a swallow beating its wings forty three times a second can carry a coconut?

African or European?

African, of course. European swallows don't migrate.