N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
11/18/12 4:30 p.m.

Maybe I'm just trolling CL too much and I'm getting a little hysterical, but I mean, COME ON!

The Ad said: runs n drives has dents n scratches 5 speed 16xxxx miles. i hit a ditch on passenger side and slightly bent frame behind passenger tire. fixable if interested call or text 6363453619 if no answer leav message please i will get back with you
grafmiata
grafmiata Dork
11/18/12 5:05 p.m.

How do you "hit" a ditch??? You either slide, fall, or fly into them, depending on your speed and level of stupidity.

Things you "hit"??? Other cars, telephone poles, houses, armadillos, hookers, college students, and the occasional baby seal... You know, things at ground-level or thereabouts.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
11/18/12 5:30 p.m.

In reply to grafmiata:

You make me LOL.

grafmiata
grafmiata Dork
11/18/12 6:01 p.m.

The only thing I can figure is the ad is from Australia, which is the only place on Earth where ditches are above-ground...

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
11/18/12 6:13 p.m.
grafmiata wrote: The only thing I can figure is the ad is from Australia, which is the only place on Earth where ditches are above-ground...

Stand back folks! He's on a roll!!

Ranger50
Ranger50 UltraDork
11/18/12 6:24 p.m.

Maybe he was out trying to knock down mailboxes and misjudged hitting it, as it WAS down IN an ditch. Selective memory is a bitch at times. Selective hearing is golden.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltraDork
11/18/12 6:33 p.m.

Seriously? I thought "hit the ditch" was the universally accepted term. I offer this entry from the authoritative reference "Urban Dictionary:" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hit%20the%20ditch

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
11/18/12 6:41 p.m.

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
11/19/12 12:00 a.m.

Meanwhile in South Africa...

novaderrik
novaderrik UltraDork
11/19/12 1:55 a.m.
grafmiata wrote: How do you "hit" a ditch??? You either slide, fall, or fly into them, depending on your speed and level of stupidity. Things you "hit"??? Other cars, telephone poles, houses, armadillos, hookers, college students, and the occasional baby seal... You know, things at ground-level or thereabouts.

he must have hit something if the frame is bent- and that can happen in ditches.

i know of a 77 LTD 2 door that got bent into a "V" shape when one of my cousins got bored and decided to hit the ditch one night back in 1993.. actually, he "hit" a drainage culvert at about 70mph, but it was a part of the ditch..

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