iceracer
iceracer Reader
11/21/08 6:42 p.m.

Got a phone call from Jamaica, gentleman said he had a rather large package for me but he couldn't send it untill I sent him money for the taxes. Guess I won't be getting the package.

fifty
fifty New Reader
11/21/08 6:46 p.m.

I'm from Australia. I've got a rather large package for you also.

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago GRM+ Memberand Reader
11/21/08 6:46 p.m.

next time offer to show him your package

Edit: Well played fifty.

fiat22turbo
fiat22turbo GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/21/08 6:58 p.m.

You could respond with a fake Jamaican accent and tell him you're from Jamaica and claim that he sounds like a long lost friend/relative. Use that to try and get money from him.

Carson
Carson Reader
11/21/08 8:02 p.m.

Or you could tell him you're a Nigerian prince.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/21/08 8:38 p.m.

Tell him you're gay and you'll do whatever he wants if he talks dirty with you. You'll never get a call from Jamaica again, no joke.

iceracer
iceracer Reader
11/23/08 10:49 a.m.

I played with him a little. Whats in the package ? didn't know. How big is the package, is it bigger than a bread box ? It's rather large. Just send it to me and I will pay the charges. Not allowed to do that.

wherethefmi2000
wherethefmi2000 Reader
11/23/08 11:24 a.m.

If weren't jamaican why would I be wearing this hat?

cwh
cwh Dork
11/23/08 11:54 a.m.

In all of my reather extensive exporting, only the recipient is responsible for any taxes. If I'm wrong, somebody please correct me. And, yes Gameboy, Jamaica is one of the most homophobic places on earth. It will get you deaded.

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