Paris Hilton

She's built like a driveshaft.

Dumb as a hunk of steel and spews grease at both ends? Yeah, I'll go along with that.

Would someone please re-title this thread "ignore."

914Driver wrote: There ain't that much Tanqueray in North America....

hahaha... but there was apparently just enough Dewars for me to post that. Seriously... she doesn't look 1/2 bad thru the bottom a whiskey glass... it adds curves.

LOL. I bet If she drove a Miata you guys would show her some love..

Xceler8x wrote: She's built like a driveshaft.

but I wouldnt rate her past 10 hp in that aplication

ManofFewWords wrote: LOL. I bet If she drove a Miata you guys would show her some love..

Only if another Miata owner saw her and said "Oh, thats a cute dude."

confuZion3 wrote: I really believe that she is, and has been for some time, berkeleying with the public - especially those folks who live in Hollywoodland's imaginary fable world magazines like the Enquireror and take that as their holy book. She's probably a lot brighter than she seems. OK, and she has a DUI on her record. Big deal. Lots of people do.

Its hollywood man, of course... In fact I can't believe more people don't realize this.

I am not saying she is probably a genius, but she is a celebrity... Do you guys really think you know her? I'm sure she does like to party, and hasn't spent much time reading physics books... But she has a marketable persona that she has built into a carrier. She gets paid huge amounts of money just to make appearances. She has an easier job, and likely makes more then almost everyone here just for maintaining that persona... and so she does.

As far as her attractiveness... Not the most amazing physical specimen, but FAR from bad looking. I get the feeling if it wasn't for her celebrity, and her skanky reputation most if not all who call her ugly would have a different opinion.

And her plan.... Meh. I mean its not a bad idea, and she presents it well enough, but she really just says "instead of going one way or the other, lets do both!" Its not really that revolutionary or genius.

Sorry dude, she's a skank. If her last name was Kubinski, no one would look twice, much less want to take her picture. If it looks like sht, smells like sht, smushes like sht, and tastes like sht, don't step in it. Chances are it IS sh*t!

Holy crap, though, shes alot better than Danica, and people cant help but fall over her. At least she has an upper lip. Danica...Not so much.

Danica is like Gretchen Wilson...Not as bad as, say, Mrs. Crabtree, but...

Joey