pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/12/13 3:04 p.m.

Why can't I buy this VW? I want to buy this!

Nathan JansenvanDoorn
Nathan JansenvanDoorn Dork
8/12/13 3:06 p.m.

I think you can: Audi Allroad.

PHeller
PHeller UberDork
8/12/13 3:13 p.m.

How about the 36mpg 2.0l TDI Amarok?

or 39mpg California Camper

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
8/12/13 3:13 p.m.

Actually the Allroad is no more either.

bludroptop
bludroptop SuperDork
8/12/13 4:13 p.m.

Cool VW's I can't buy.... sigh.

DaveEstey
DaveEstey UltraDork
8/12/13 4:20 p.m.
Cone_Junky wrote: Actually the Allroad is no more either.

Yes it is.

http://www.audiusa.com/models/audi-allroad

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand UberDork
8/12/13 7:26 p.m.

The VW Passat: We'll make an AWD version but we'll keep changing the name every other generation.

Syncro? Nah, not edgy enough, let's change it to 4Motion, it has numbers. Plus we're making the thing just a rebadged A4 so we need to distance it from the awesome Quantum Syncro that was too badass to continue making.

Wait, that's too edgy, we need to conservatise it, let's rename it Alltrack. It's kinda like Allroad and it rhymes with Outback so it should be bland enough to work.

Some guy named Toyoda something-or-other is on the phone, should I take a message?

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