Now here's a scary thought - obviously all of us shop there so do other people think we are one of "those people"?
Where do you fit in the Bingo card?
Now here's a scary thought - obviously all of us shop there so do other people think we are one of "those people"?
Where do you fit in the Bingo card?
When we come out with a cart full of motor oil and a box of Twinkies? Yes. Yes they do.
As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.
I like to go there after work, So often a Wegmans uniform, disheveled hair, and smelling of fish. But this isn't till 9-10pm
carguy123 wrote: Now here's a scary thought - obviously all of us shop there so do other people think we are one of "those people"? Where do you fit in the Bingo card?
I was once the fat guy in the scooter, but in my defense it was three am, and I was jousting with a pot head on an OCC Schwinn
In reply to Wally:
That trumps my playing hide-and-go-seek one time. I was hiding in the hunting blind set up on display
too bad the nearest 24 hour one is 45 min. from home, 75 min. from work.
Mext time you're there after work and someone asks you for directions, which they will because you have a uniform even thouigh it dosen't say Walmart, give them some long complicated ones. A few weeks ago someone asked me for fish sticks. They took out paper to write down the directions through the garden center, pharmacy and photo lab back to where we were standing. I was picking up a frozen pizza so I guess we were close.
obviously all of us shop there
I've been to Wal Mart twice in the last 5 years (I sort of have this policy against giving my money to people who seemingly deliberately make it uncomfortable to shop in their store - plus, that's where the tubercolusis laden illegals hang, and I don't want tuberculosis.)
Anyway, one trip was to purchase a sledge-hammer at 3AM. Next time you are forced to go to Wally World, I highly recommend cruising the isles drunk with a sledge slung over your shoulder. It makes the whole experience a little more bearable.
The other was to buy a cheap portable CD player and a copy of "Let There Be Rock," also at 3AM, to drown out the snoring from my buddy I was sharing a hotel with at an auto-x in Huntsville. The Huntsville Wal Mart is skr8 redonkulous, btw.
poopshovel wrote: . Next time you are forced to go to Wally World, I highly recommend cruising the isles drunk with a sledge slung over your shoulder. It makes the whole experience a little more bearable.
You sir, are a madman.
I like it!
MitchellC wrote: Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.
when you start driving a lorry?... or is that in your past?
that is funny. that could be there new slogan
MitchellC wrote: As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.
Just poured a new patio? No problem
poopshovel wrote: The Huntsville Wal Mart is skr8 redonkulous, btw.
Everything in Huntsville is redonkulous.
MitchellC wrote: As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.
I've done two of those.
I will send a free T-shirt of my choosing to the first GRM'r who makes that website.
Bonus if its the one in Gainsville on the weekend of Oct 3-4
Walmart is a WRC sponsor, so I shop there for the greater good.
Appleseed wrote:MitchellC wrote: As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.I've done two of those.
when are you going to start mowing the lawn?
AngryCorvair wrote:Appleseed wrote:when are you going to start mowing the lawn?MitchellC wrote: As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.I've done two of those.
As soon as the grass starts growing on a 6 foot hole I just dug.
When my dad, grandfather and I were on our way to the $2006 challenge we got stopped for the night just south of Atlanta. To kill time and look for some snack food we headed into town to find a store. We ended up at Wal-Mart. We were walking around when we hear a guy yell at his girlfriend and slap her. She looked at him and said “you goin to jail for spousal abuse”. He proudly replied “wouldn’t be the first time”.
when are you going to start mowing the lawn?
As soon as the grass starts growing on a 6 foot hole I just dug.
You might find a car...
Appleseed wrote:AngryCorvair wrote:As soon as the grass starts growing on a 6 foot hole I just dug.Appleseed wrote:when are you going to start mowing the lawn?MitchellC wrote: As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.I've done two of those.
its easier to just pour a 4'x6' slab patio...
FYI, Walmart is also the site of choice for a rite of passage for Texas CHL (Concealed Handgun License) holders.
Mental wrote: I will send a free T-shirt of my choosing to the first GRM'r who makes that website. Bonus if its the one in Gainsville on the weekend of Oct 3-4
I told my wife she could take a pic of me with a fake mullet pretending to urinate in Walmart and that $100 gift certificate would be ours.
Somehow I think the "free T-shirt of my choosing" would have the sides cut out.
-James
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