Perks of being a Nascar Driver

From the home office in Wahoo Nebraska

http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/video_player/index/php/964541.phtml

Don't have to shave your body like Olympic swimmers...although, why not? (Jeff Gordon)

Hasselhoff promised me one of those talking cars (Greg Biffle)

I use old checkered flags to make fabulous throw pillows (Tony Stewart)

There's nothing like going through a car wash at 190 miles per hour (Jeff Burton)

GPS underpants (Denny Hamlin)

Sorry, I forgot my joke -- I was thinking about Jessica Alba -- man she's hot (Clint Bowyer)

Run out of olive oil? A little Quaker State will spruce up any salad (Dale Earnhardt, Jr.)

Traveling to exotic locations like Martinsville, Virginia and Dover, Deleware (Jimmie Johnson)

At high school reunions, it's fun to ask, "So what do you do for a living?" (Carl Edwards)

After a race, your ass vibrates for days (Kyle Busch)

· 11. Bring your helmet to Taco Bell and they'll fill it up with guacamole free

· 12. Crazy gas prices? I don't care...I'm not payin' (Matt

thats funny though.

Shake and bake

i was expecting this to be about steroid use with no consequences. oh well

I don't get the car wash one, those Nancies don't race when its wet.

z31maniac wrote: I don't get the car wash one, those Nancies don't race when its wet.

I was about to say we all know the carwash one is some bull E36 M3 lol.

EastCoastMojo wrote: Shake and bake

THAT JUST HAPPENED!