Please tell me you don't do this . . .

This popped up on my "book of faces" feed as "the greatest idea ever". No, just no.

No way. It's in my hands so I can surf the internet while I poop

Garbage can holds the tablet at a good surfing angle and keeps the phone still useable for maximizing mobile game grinding and research time.

NEALSMO wrote: No way. It's in my hands so I can surf the internet while I poop

Poogling.

I don't give a E36 M3.

RevRico wrote: Garbage can holds the tablet at a good surfing angle and keeps the phone still useable for maximizing mobile game grinding and research time.

Think this is code for watching porn

How do you think I'm posting this right now?

kazoospec wrote: This popped up on my "book of faces" feed as "the greatest idea ever". No, just no.

I read that as "book of feces". Relevent on so many levels.

No way do I put my phone on the TP holder. I balance it on a corner if the trash can when I need two hands.

patgizz wrote:

RevRico wrote: Garbage can holds the tablet at a good surfing angle and keeps the phone still useable for maximizing mobile game grinding and research time.

Think this is code for watching porn

kazoospec wrote: This popped up on my "book of faces" feed as "the greatest idea ever". No, just no.

I will admit, I do not do it.
Usually, I just place the roll on the back of the tank.

patgizz wrote:

RevRico wrote: Garbage can holds the tablet at a good surfing angle and keeps the phone still useable for maximizing mobile game grinding and research time.

Think this is code for watching porn

I've got a 55" 4K TV, no need for binoculars to see anything on the tablet.

I spend far more time than I'd like to admit grinding out mobile games. At least I've quit building and selling accounts, that was freaking time consuming and expensive.

Pro tip:

Mute yourself so the conference call cannot hear you flush.

Robbie wrote: Pro tip: Mute yourself so the conference call cannot hear you flush.

I once had a parent in a child neglect case who was a truck driver. He was on the road and appearing by phone during the court hearing. He forgot to mute . . .

A flush is really loud when the conference call is piped through the sound system in the courtroom.

In reply to kazoospec: funny when Frank Drebin did it during the mayor's press conference, even funnier in real life. He might be lucky the judge didn't hold him in contempt. People have done time for less.

Ewww, no way...

... would I use an Iphone. On a related note, trying to hold a 12" tablet while in the "thinking room" is really difficult. Best advice: use a hand strap

Wait, so it was not normal to mount a swingout keyboard tray to the floor next to the toilet?

Dunno which would have more germs, the phone or the TP holder, maybe they complement each other that way.

At least the paper is rolling the correct way.

Best thread evar.

I'm not sure I've voted up so many posts in one thread before.

Just as long as you don't accidentally grab your phone instead of the TP...

Guilty

I use my time on the throne for contemplation, no phone involved.

I'm working Poogling into my work conversations next week.

conesare2seconds wrote: In reply to kazoospec: funny when Frank Drebin did it during the mayor's press conference, even funnier in real life. He might be lucky the judge didn't hold him in contempt. People have done time for less.

Actually, the judge is a pretty down to earth guy. He had to call a recess because everyone in the courtroom (himself included) was giggling like bunch of junior highers.

EastCoastMojo wrote: I read that as "book of feces". Relevent on so many levels.

I read it the same way

Sitting in the driver's seat or on the throne is "me time." Me time does not include a phone.

Also, eww