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Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/29/11 9:41 p.m.

Okay, so this is obviously a horrible story, but do they actually teach you to plug bullet holes with your fingers in the military?

Marine shot over Craigslist posting plugs bullet holes with fingers

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/9707582-418/marine-shot-over-craigslist-posting-plugs-bullet-holes-with-fingers.html

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte HalfDork
12/29/11 10:16 p.m.

I know Justice is blind but has she become Quadrapalegic also?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/29/11 10:53 p.m.
TRoglodyte wrote: I know Justice is blind but has she become Quadrapalegic also?

Whut? This don't make no sense. There is no she in that story 'cept for an ancillary reference.

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
12/30/11 3:44 a.m.

They're lucky they slowed him down with a .22. That Marine would have wiped the floor with them.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/30/11 6:32 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
TRoglodyte wrote: I know Justice is blind but has she become Quadrapalegic also?
Whut? This don't make no sense. There is no she in that story 'cept for an ancillary reference.

Justice is usually portrayed at a woman hence the she. Not sure about the quadriplegic reference.

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N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
12/30/11 8:07 a.m.
TRoglodyte wrote: I know Justice is blind but has she become Quadrapalegic also?

Two charged with attempted murder and held without bail? Do you want the cops to beat them mercilessly with bamboo? I don't get what you're insinuating.

He's lucky made it out OK. Many people underestimate what a .22 can do. Very dangerous gun.

dinger
dinger New Reader
12/30/11 8:24 a.m.

A friend of a friend who had done multiple tours in Iraq told me they carried tampons for gunshot wounds. Insert into the wound, no more bleeding.

rotard
rotard HalfDork
12/30/11 8:37 a.m.

They teach you to use anything you have on hand to stop the bleeding.

heh

cwh
cwh SuperDork
12/30/11 11:53 a.m.

Welcome to the adventure that is South Florida. That happened about 10 miles from my house. Wonder how many ex-marines will they meet in jail that might take offense at what they did?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/30/11 12:22 p.m.
cwh wrote: Welcome to the adventure that is South Florida. That happened about 10 miles from my house. Wonder how many ex-marines will they meet in jail that might take offense at what they did?

For all we know they might be ex-marines.

Drewsifer
Drewsifer Dork
12/30/11 1:17 p.m.
dinger wrote: A friend of a friend who had done multiple tours in Iraq told me they carried tampons for gunshot wounds. Insert into the wound, no more bleeding.

This.

rotard said: They teach you to use anything you have on hand to stop the bleeding.

And also this. You do what you have to. Fingers, bandages, tampons, etc.

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
12/30/11 1:28 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
cwh wrote: Welcome to the adventure that is South Florida. That happened about 10 miles from my house. Wonder how many ex-marines will they meet in jail that might take offense at what they did?
For all we know they might be ex-marines.

There is no such thing as an ex-Marine. Once a Marine, always a Marine.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
12/30/11 1:29 p.m.

Direct pressure to stop bleeding. It is truly amazing what you can accomplish with nothing but direct pressure. I have stopped Monty Python-esq bleeding with direct pressure. If fingers is all ya got, fingers is what ya use.

  1. Airway.
  2. Breathing.
  3. Circulation. (This is the fingers/whatever part.)
  4. Disability...
Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/30/11 1:35 p.m.
Appleseed wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
cwh wrote: Welcome to the adventure that is South Florida. That happened about 10 miles from my house. Wonder how many ex-marines will they meet in jail that might take offense at what they did?
For all we know they might be ex-marines.
There is no such thing as an ex-Marine. Once a Marine, always a Marine.

My cousin was a marine before he was a con. You can be an ex-marine just like you can be an ex-con. Sometimes at the same time.

Rusted_Busted_Spit
Rusted_Busted_Spit GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/30/11 1:36 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
cwh wrote: Welcome to the adventure that is South Florida. That happened about 10 miles from my house. Wonder how many ex-marines will they meet in jail that might take offense at what they did?
For all we know they might be ex-marines.

If they were Marines it would not have been a .22.

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
12/30/11 1:44 p.m.

In reply to Rusted_Busted_Spit:

Or more likely- two in the chest, one in the head.

MG Bryan
MG Bryan HalfDork
12/30/11 2:07 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Appleseed wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
cwh wrote: Welcome to the adventure that is South Florida. That happened about 10 miles from my house. Wonder how many ex-marines will they meet in jail that might take offense at what they did?
For all we know they might be ex-marines.
There is no such thing as an ex-Marine. Once a Marine, always a Marine.
My cousin was a marine before he was a con. You can be an ex-marine just like you can be an ex-con. Sometimes at the same time.

You need to meet more Marines, because you seem to completely lack understand of what it is to be a Marine.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/30/11 2:33 p.m.
MG Bryan wrote: You need to meet more Marines, because you seem to completely lack understand of what it is to be a Marine.

Father-in-law, his sons, Uncle, two cousins and several childhood friends whom I am still friendly with. Only young marines believe that E36 M3 they tell you to make you do what they need done. Everyone is a little wiser in their old age. Or savagely drunk... but no more or less dangerous than anybody else.

MG Bryan
MG Bryan HalfDork
12/30/11 3:05 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
MG Bryan wrote: You need to meet more Marines, because you seem to completely lack understand of what it is to be a Marine.
Father-in-law, his sons, Uncle, two cousins and several childhood friends whom I am still friendly with. Only young marines believe that E36 M3 they tell you to make you do what they need done. Everyone is a little wiser in their old age. Or savagely drunk... but no more or less dangerous than anybody else.

It's not a choice or a belief; there are characteristics you'll see are common amongst Marines, even the ones that have berkeleyed up.

In case I ever get shot, I'm definitely taking note of the tampon thing though.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/30/11 3:08 p.m.

In reply to MG Bryan:

Tampon thing is brilliant. Since I'm a married man - I have them on hand most of the times I'm likely to be shot.

pilotbraden
pilotbraden Dork
12/30/11 3:10 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: In reply to MG Bryan: Tampon thing is brilliant. Since I'm a married man - I have them on hand most of the times I'm likely to be shot.

They are also handy when cleaning shotguns

ronholm
ronholm Reader
12/30/11 3:13 p.m.

As a Marine (former) lets see if I can clear some things up...

The subject of this thread is without doubt certainly not an 'Ex-Marine'

Although

It is possible to be an Ex Marine. I have known a couple, and seen a couple.

They are not very common.. All but a very few are "Once a Marine, Always a Marine"

But there are exceptions..

fasted58
fasted58 SuperDork
12/30/11 3:35 p.m.
ronholm wrote: As a Marine (former) lets see if I can clear some things up... The subject of this thread is without doubt certainly not an 'Ex-Marine' Although It is possible to be an Ex Marine. I have known a couple, and seen a couple. They are not very common.. All but a very few are "Once a Marine, Always a Marine" But there are exceptions..

yup, that's a Murtha- berkeleyer, he was Rep. in my district... brought home a lotta defense pork tho

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
12/30/11 5:01 p.m.
pilotbraden wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: In reply to MG Bryan: Tampon thing is brilliant. Since I'm a married man - I have them on hand most of the times I'm likely to be shot.
They are also handy when cleaning shotguns

You need a lot of them to plug the hole they leave, though.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
12/30/11 5:32 p.m.

In an episode of Magnum P.I., they flash backed to VietNam. The chopper pilot (AJ?) was shot in the leg and Magnum told him to jam his finger in the hole to stop the bleeding.

Hmmmm..... Intense pain and bleed to death or intense pain, more pain, possibly bleed to death?

Too close to call.

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