Since people are thinking we should reinstitute dueling and beating the crap out of each other on the senate floor, if we chose our Republican presidential nominee based on a cage fight, who would win? I say we include everybody, Cain, Perry, Bachmann, Chris Christie, any of the people that have been in the mix.
You know Paul would pull some miagi/yoda E36 M3 and leave em all in a heap.
Let's change the scenario and have all voters follow the lead of Fear Factor's next episode; contestants have to drink beakers of animal semen and urine.
That's pretty much what's on the table next November.
Steel cage - two go in, one comes out?
I'd be hard pressed to bet against Trump.
Christy. He'll eat all the rest.
Bachmann. That bitch would gouge your eyes out. Don't f with bat E36 M3 crazy.
We need to get back to the political greats of this country.
Bachmann. My experience is that women don't fight fair. Please don't ask me how I know..
WE WANT JUSTICE! WE WANT REPUBIDOME!
My money would be on this guy
I get the feeling Rick Perry is more of a badass than he lets on. Might have that whole "retard strong" thing goin on.
Perry's the only one who has admitted to having guns, so....
Packin an extra chromosome never hurts either.
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