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The Hoff
The Hoff UltraDork
10/12/15 11:13 a.m.

Right before the tank was full you should have pulled out the nozzle and sprayed it all over her car.

She's obviously in to that kind of thing.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/12/15 4:32 p.m.
bentwrench wrote: You didn't offer to make a pron video with her?

The whole being happily married thing comes in to play with this plan.

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
10/12/15 5:30 p.m.

I bet it was exactly like this:

(slightly NSFW—unless you work someplace cool)

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Gxb7b0jGZvc

former520
former520 Reader
10/12/15 5:54 p.m.

About a year ago, late night at a nicer outdoor bar establishment that had thinned out, several of us where comparing cell phones and discussing sizes.

Obviously, the best way to compare screen size and resolution was to put porn on them. The largest one was able to offend the lady couple several tables (also the closest people).

There are practical reasons you may not be considering for displaying porn. She may wanted to know how far away someone could read her emails. But how was she to know if you where looking as you would not react to email. Put on something for a reaction and now she has a distance. Science.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy PowerDork
10/12/15 7:02 p.m.

On a sales cold call I walked into an office and the much older lady (not hot but I respect her age) receptionist had some graphic porn site up and quickly closed it. I think my mouth dropped and I stumbled though my speech and bailed. Totally freaked me out.

bentwrench
bentwrench HalfDork
10/12/15 7:23 p.m.

Bah, I'd have asked her if she wanted to gargle my swimmers!

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/12/15 7:40 p.m.
Mitchell wrote: The gas station is one of the few places that provides a complete cross section of society.

This is so true. I do this for the fun of it. But you could write a book about all the weirdness you encounter.

Quasi Mofo
Quasi Mofo GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/13/15 3:51 a.m.
Tom_Spangler wrote: She clearly wanted you to see it. Take it as a compliment.

That's basically what I said to him!

I figured that the movie was a story of a wooing debutante pulling into the full service station allowing the attendant to use his hose on her.

RealMiniParker
RealMiniParker UltraDork
10/13/15 6:54 a.m.
former520 wrote: About a year ago, late night at a nicer outdoor bar establishment that had thinned out, several of us where comparing cell phones and discussing sizes. Obviously, the best way to compare screen size and resolution was to put porn on them. The largest one was able to offend the lady couple several tables (also the closest people).

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/13/15 7:41 a.m.

surfing grindr on the bus is commmon in seattle

Wall-e
Wall-e GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/13/15 9:29 a.m.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: surfing grindr on the bus is commmon in seattle

It should slowdown here now that we fire drivers for playing with their phones on the bus.

secretariata
secretariata GRM+ Memberand Dork
10/13/15 10:14 p.m.
Wall-e wrote:
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: surfing grindr on the bus is commmon in seattle
It should slowdown here now that we fire drivers for playing with their phones on the bus.

He said "on the bus" not "while driving the bus"...

Wall-e
Wall-e GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/13/15 11:45 p.m.

I had to take a complaint last winter from a guy who wouldn't stop watching porn on his iPad. A customer asked him to stop because it was clearly visible to a number of young kids on the bus. When he refused they reported it to the driver who asked nicely, then spoke to him over the PA so everyone on the bus knew he was refusing to turn it off. He was upset because she had embarrassed him to the point he had to get off the bus and he wanted her fired.

KyAllroad
KyAllroad SuperDork
10/14/15 7:35 a.m.

I assume "take a complaint" means listen attentively while a moron whines about something then patting your driver on the back for having acted appropriately. Douche-nozzles iPad should have been folded neatly in half for exposing it to kids like that. Pretty sure the police would have taken a dim view of his activities.

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