Possibly the BEST Craigslist Ad ever?

Hahaha. Good looking bike too!

http://kpr.craigslist.org/mcy/3341215523.html

What's up Cowboys. Enough with the nonsense, I really would like to sell this motorcycle. I could use the money. Hungry wife and kids, mortgage, and my dog just ran away. Bye bye, miss American pie. I was looking at the title the other day, and I realized it was an 83', not an 81'. That means this bike is two years newer than the last time I posted this ad. Am I going to raise the price now that its newer? No, I'm not that kind of guy. I'm going to do you one better. I'm going to LOWER the price. By a dollar? Maybe Twenty dollars? No son, this'll make you holler, I'm lowering the price by another $500 dollar.

CALL OR TEXT ME AT: 5 four 1 nine 6 nine, 9 four 8 four

1983 Yamaha XS650 Custom Bobber

Drag bars Runs great Rebuilt carbs Fast and loud Fires up on first kick New rear brake shoes Lowered front and rear Functioning speedo and tach Fancypants foam and chrome grips Has electric start (if you're a woman) Straight pipes wrapped because awesome Passenger pegs (yes you can fit two people on it) Seat blacksmithed from random metal with legendary hammer Seat professionally wrapped and stitched, passenger said she loved it Painted tank comes with new set of decals if you dont want to rock my artwork

Oh but wait. Did you really think I would repost the same ad without giving you even MORE? Well I'm here to tell you thats not the case, not by a Texas mile. I realized the bike wasn't sold yet because it needed one more modification before it became the baddest bike in the sandbox. Then I saw it. The bike looked like a train.

So I BLACKED OUT the whole front end because that's what you do when you want to look intimidating. You're Welcome. Here's a picture of the new headlight that isn't even afraid of night.

Remember how I told you I was going to take some pics riding in leaves? Yea well I don't have patience for that. Its October and the leaves around here are planning on staying on the tree till next year. So instead I took pics in the rain. You can't even really tell it was raining, but it was.

Call/Text me at: 541-969-nine 4 eight 4

Here's more pics, call or text me, maybe. If you have cash and are lazy, I can bring the bike to you, baby.

That was funny. I have NO idea what that last pic is though.

DrBoost wrote: That was funny. I have NO idea what that last pic is though.

Its a woman upset about Kim Jong IL. Duh.

That was good. Pretty sweet looking bike too, although I don't think that this ad was actually about a bike.

Not a bad looking bike. With that little rear suspension travel, I think I'd have just hardtailed it. Don't care for the headlight. Not sure I'd be comfortable on that seat, not much to stop you sliding back and letting the rear tire tickle your nads.

Those easy fixes aside, I'd rock that.

Nice ad. Seems like most of these types of ads are more just for the writing. Probably doesn't even have a motorcycle

Oh man i LAFFED!!!!

Seller said: Seat blacksmithed from random metal with legendary hammer

That's a cool bike.