triumph5
triumph5 Reader
7/31/10 10:51 a.m.

http://www.livescience.com/technology/toyota-recall-cosmic-rays-100326.html Cosmic rays at work, so say expert with some insight..

MA$$hole
MA$$hole New Reader
7/31/10 11:33 a.m.

When will these terrible Toyota drivers take responsibility for their own fault. Just the other night up here someone put a Corolla through the back of a supermarket. Why?????

DrBoost
DrBoost Dork
7/31/10 12:34 p.m.
MA$$hole wrote: Just the other night up here someone put a Corolla through the back of a supermarket. Why?????

You didn't hear the outcome of that one? See, the supermarket just got a order of fresh sushi in and, Toyota's having minds of their own (and Japanese cars) started flocking to the supermarket to partake. This particular car had bad Sushi Proximity Sensors, resulting in the crash. The U.S. Government is going to call the sushi supplier, the Sushi Proximity Sensor manufacturer, Toyota as well the union that oversaw the building of the block wall of the supermarket before congress and ream them a good one!!

MA$$hole
MA$$hole New Reader
7/31/10 1:24 p.m.
DrBoost wrote: You didn't hear the outcome of that one? See, the supermarket just got a order of fresh sushi in and, Toyota's having minds of their own (and Japanese cars) started flocking to the supermarket to partake. This particular car had bad Sushi Proximity Sensors, resulting in the crash. The U.S. Government is going to call the sushi supplier, the Sushi Proximity Sensor manufacturer, Toyota as well the union that oversaw the building of the block wall of the supermarket before congress and ream them a good one!!

I guess that's why it happened out back. This particular model must of been rushing the dock after the delivery of Sushi was made.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
7/31/10 1:34 p.m.

Keep laughing asshats. Its all fun and games until somebody has boulders in their nutsack.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/31/10 4:36 p.m.

I had a chem teacher in college who talked about cosmic jello....

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