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pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/30/18 1:28 p.m.

Which one is the Best
Argue for your favorite brand with vigor
Only the Haiku is permitted

Saron81
Saron81 New Reader
4/30/18 1:30 p.m.

Charmin is the only choice.

Ultra soft mega rolls are the best.

No sandpaper for me please.

 

mtn
mtn MegaDork
4/30/18 1:31 p.m.

I go for the Kirkland brand. Charmin is nice stuff though. 


The stuff at work at my new job is bad enough I'm considering bringing my own roll. 

Sine_Qua_Non
Sine_Qua_Non SuperDork
4/30/18 1:32 p.m.
Saron81 said:

Charmin is the only choice.

Ultra soft mega rolls are the best.

 

 

+1 get mine from Costco every time it’s on sale. 

M2Pilot
M2Pilot Dork
4/30/18 1:35 p.m.

I don't like the John Wayne Brand of TP.  It's rough & touch & don't take no E36 M3 from nobody.

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
4/30/18 1:39 p.m.

ridges are for chips

softness is for your shiny happy person

Thy paper be soft

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy UltimaDork
4/30/18 2:00 p.m.

Dry T P is harsh

Moist towelettes rock the world

Now bunghole is happy.

 

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
4/30/18 2:09 p.m.

In reply to Streetwiseguy :

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/10/are-wet-wipes-wrecking-the-worlds-sewers/504098/

 

clutchsmoke
clutchsmoke SuperDork
4/30/18 2:17 p.m.

Bidet is the only way. 

AAZCD
AAZCD New Reader
4/30/18 2:29 p.m.

A friend carries his own.

He likes the softness and ridges.

Is it a gay thing?

 

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/30/18 2:52 p.m.

In third world countries

All use rough cheap ass paper

Except the rich folks

Ian F
Ian F MegaDork
4/30/18 3:02 p.m.

I have both paper brands

Cottonelle more efficient

Fewer sheets required.

The0retical
The0retical UltraDork
4/30/18 3:27 p.m.

Whatever is at work

Overtime defecation best

No cleanup worries

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
4/30/18 3:41 p.m.

My vote is neither 

I use what dancing bears use

Charmin all the way

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
4/30/18 3:44 p.m.

Charmin is the best

Because one bear is named "Skids"

You can't make this up. 

fasted58
fasted58 MegaDork
4/30/18 3:47 p.m.

Charmin Ultra-Strong

good traction

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltimaDork
4/30/18 4:03 p.m.

Dancing bears know best

Strong and comfortable yes

The rest not worth E36 M3.

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
4/30/18 4:12 p.m.

Charmin wins

Wipes my butt the best

No clingers. 

akamcfly
akamcfly Dork
4/30/18 5:11 p.m.

Cashmere is the best.

Available in U.S.?

You are missing out.

Jay_W
Jay_W Dork
4/30/18 5:23 p.m.

fred meyer house brand

sells in Costco-sized package

Buy in bulk and Save

Jay_W
Jay_W Dork
4/30/18 5:25 p.m.

Haiku on tissue

for shiny happy people

What an awesome thread

 

 

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
4/30/18 5:53 p.m.

We buy from Costco.  Kirkland brand or name brand, depending on price.  

vwcorvette
vwcorvette GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/30/18 7:35 p.m.

 

Seventh Genera-

tion is 100 percent

Recycled TP

dculberson
dculberson UltimaDork
4/30/18 7:44 p.m.

Charmin leaves linty

residue. Cottonelle tears

funny. Kirkland wins.

rustybugkiller
rustybugkiller Reader
4/30/18 8:06 p.m.
vwcorvette said:

 

Seventh Genera-

tion is 100 percent

Recycled TP

 

Sweet! 7 chances of getting some old time disease. wink

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