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johndej
johndej Dork
10/29/20 8:24 p.m.

barefootskater (Shaun)
barefootskater (Shaun) UberDork
10/29/20 9:35 p.m.

It's a local tradition to drive like E36 M3. 
- my uncle, in rabun county GA. 

11GTCS
11GTCS HalfDork
10/30/20 7:28 a.m.

In reply to johndej :

" if you choose not to decide you still have made a choice"  

Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón)
Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/3/20 8:41 a.m.

"In a continuation of the long tradition of Canada being buffeted about by whatever dumb stuff the United States was doing, the Canadian whisky industry was battered by American Prohibition."

Placemotorsports
Placemotorsports GRM+ Memberand Reader
11/3/20 8:47 a.m.

"A schedule defends from chaos and whim"

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy MegaDork
11/3/20 8:15 p.m.
Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) said:

"In a continuation of the long tradition of Canada being buffeted about by whatever dumb stuff the United States was doing, the Canadian whisky industry was battered by American Prohibition."

Not the guys with boats.  Bootleggers made a fortune. 

chandler
chandler UltimaDork
11/4/20 7:40 a.m.
Streetwiseguy said:
Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) said:

"In a continuation of the long tradition of Canada being buffeted about by whatever dumb stuff the United States was doing, the Canadian whisky industry was battered by American Prohibition."

Not the guys with boats.  Bootleggers made a fortune. 

I read a book about the code breakers from WWI who after the war battled bootleggers from Canada during prohibition. Seemed anticlimactic but probably wasn't.

ultraclyde (Forum Supporter)
ultraclyde (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
11/4/20 8:22 a.m.
Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) said:

"In a continuation of the long tradition of Canada being buffeted about by whatever dumb stuff the United States was doing, the Canadian whisky industry was battered by American Prohibition."

If they think that was bad, wait till they see 2021

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy MegaDork
11/4/20 11:45 a.m.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronfman_family

NickD
NickD UltimaDork
11/4/20 6:44 p.m.

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/4/20 6:51 p.m.

"Everything was going unbelievable great right up until it wasn't, then it really, really went as badly as it possibly could." 

NickD
NickD UltimaDork
11/9/20 11:36 a.m.

"Is this clash of the titans or battle of the misfit toys?" - John Nadari

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
11/12/20 10:05 a.m.

"if you ever have the opportunity to kick down a door while wearing a tuxedo, I highly recommend it"

 

Same story, same co-worker

 

"And so I had to carry a very angry, deeply pregnant midget down the hallway under my arm like a watermelon" 

 

 

NickD
NickD UltimaDork
11/12/20 10:29 a.m.

I miss Bruce Greene's words of wisdom. This was the same man with the infamous "Oral etiquette? There is no oral etiquette. We get it and that's it."

 

Brian(formerly neon4891)
Brian(formerly neon4891) MegaDork
11/12/20 12:07 p.m.

"Never bite the hand that feeds you. But once it's done feeding you, rip it out of the berkeleying socket" 

 

Dad

chandler
chandler UltimaDork
11/26/20 8:28 p.m.

Carol Burnett - "The only theatre experience you have was in the back row of the balcony"

 

My 9 year old son - "What does that mean? No, what does that mean? Like Abraham Lincoln?"

 

what!?

slowbird
slowbird SuperDork
11/28/20 11:35 p.m.

"MINI: Mechanic Is Needed Immediately" - me

barefootskater (Shaun)
barefootskater (Shaun) UberDork
11/29/20 3:57 p.m.

From my crying 4yo boy:

Daddy, I just want to be on the dance floor!

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/29/20 6:33 p.m.

In reply to barefootskater (Shaun) :

I understand completely 

barefootskater (Shaun)
barefootskater (Shaun) UberDork
11/29/20 7:48 p.m.

In reply to Wally (Forum Supporter) :

To be fair and put things into context, I had, in fact, just taken him off the dance floor so we could go home. #shinyhappydadmoment

Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón)
Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/30/20 2:21 p.m.

"To truly express myself I had to say something along the lines of "golly that really hurt." - Wae

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
12/9/20 6:48 p.m.

A small boy in target, with a recently acquired cat stuffed animal-"come on Bob Costas, you're my new best friend. "

 

Thank God for masks. 

 

 

ultraclyde (Forum Supporter)
ultraclyde (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
12/9/20 9:09 p.m.
Mndsm said:

"if you ever have the opportunity to kick down a door while wearing a tuxedo, I highly recommend it"

 

Same story, same co-worker

 

"And so I had to carry a very angry, deeply pregnant midget down the hallway under my arm like a watermelon" 

 

 

Always be friends with people that tell those kind of stories. If you do, eventually you'll have stories like that to tell too. And why else are we here?

NickD
NickD UltimaDork
12/10/20 5:42 a.m.

"Its the year 2020, can we finally stop pretending that Limp Bizkit was ever a good idea?" 

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
12/10/20 1:52 p.m.
ultraclyde (Forum Supporter) said:
Mndsm said:

"if you ever have the opportunity to kick down a door while wearing a tuxedo, I highly recommend it"

 

Same story, same co-worker

 

"And so I had to carry a very angry, deeply pregnant midget down the hallway under my arm like a watermelon" 

 

 

Always be friends with people that tell those kind of stories. If you do, eventually you'll have stories like that to tell too. And why else are we here?

Well, you read my house thread? Same guy. It's a very small world. 

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