Quote of the day: a thread for things that aren't necessarily motivational

"Each day is future history. So don't step lightly. The trick is to leave tracks that can be followed." - Clive Cussler

"Idiots make the world go round", Dollar general employee down the road. Astute observation dear.

"The experiment requires that you continue" - Stanley Milgram

"What do CEOs, venture capitalists, politicians, car salesmen and carnival barkers have in common?  Everything." - Kreb

"Cars run better with no gas than with no oil"

- Me. I taught it to all my kids. 

johndej said:

"The experiment requires that you continue" - Stanley Milgram

A search result:

"When you try to make something idiot-proof, the world will build a better idiot" 

"I'd allow a Lotus to destroy my life. And it probably would."

"Bigger pain in the ass than an ingrown hair on a hemorrhoid."

Don, my shop manager about an Italian gearbox 

You can't touch me if I am behind the Fryolator.   

(I heard this from the Kitchen at our local pizza joint last night.)

"Cheap LS swap parts justify the need for communist government in other countries"

Tommy B

"The d*ldo of consequences rarely arrives lubed"

I find this inspirational. So ban me.

"Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now take what's left and live it properly" - Marcus Aurelius.

Or as I like to twist it when trying to get motivated for a day which I know will be difficult: "I died last night, and look at me now!"

"No risk, No story"

"I don't know why people say to look out for prostitutes, it's not like they're going to do anything they aren't paid to do" conversion about visiting Las Vegas.

"Nothing screams 'I'm a raging alcoholic' like blasting ICP at 8am in the workplace."

NickD said:

"Nothing screams 'I'm a raging alcoholic' like blasting ICP at 8am in the workplace."

What does 90s country from the work truck at 8am say?

A watched tracking number never shows up.

"Valve buoyancy"

Seen as a descriptor for valvetrain unencumbered by sufficient spring pressure