This conversation came up in the chatbox at MNMazda (we're usually bored, so stop by and say hi!) and it got me to thinking.
When I was a kid, and I first saw Spaceballs, I thought Pizza the Hut looked delicious. Not in a cannibalistic way, just, he was a big ol' pizza and I wanted some.
I thought I was related to Hulk Hogan and Ricky the Dragon Steamboat. No real rationale for this one, but I clearly remember telling classmates this until I was about 10, and realized I wasn't related to either of them, just somehow related to Jesse Ventura.
I know I have more of these, I just figured I'd stop and share the two I remembered.