http://www.cracked.com/blog/announcing-the-worlds-first-actual-supervillain/
LOL, don't miss the comments! The Jewish Mother and Captain Inconvenience are some of the best 
Also see more real-life supervillains: http://www.cracked.com/article_16611_5-real-world-criminals-who-were-certified-super-villains.html
Super villlians are like Snydley Whiplash, the Joker, et al, real career bad guys; not this twisted pin head with an ax to grind over civic growth.
He's a frikkin coward!
A career supervillain is just a successful twisted pinhead with an ax to grind 
The first had a thing for appling to be a supper hero. Can I be a "Punisher" type good guy?
I'm a supper hero, I clean my plate and ask for more.
To be a real super villain, you need to have style...
Salanis wrote: To be a real super villain, you need to have style...
Good point.
Also on the first link, search on the page for "Captain Bigot." LMAO!!!
Is that a crome/nickle/whatever plated AK behind him?
Salanis wrote: To be a real super villain, you need to have style...
When I achieve supervillain status in life, I'm gonna be PIMPIN'. In the grand tradition I'll be the poshest evil-doer ever.
My henchmen will be equally natty, although I might make them have embroidered names on their shirts a la Adam-West era Batman villains.
Yep, I've got it all figured out. 
When I get to be an super villain/evil overlord, I'm totally going to have a pet octopus in an aquarium next to my throne. When captives are brought before me, I will pull the octopus out and pet it menacingly as I intimidate my captives.
LOL.
The day I get to say "Mr. Bond! We've been expecting you. Sit down and have dinner" will be a grand day, indeed.
Not me, I'm going the Super Hero route.
Name: Mental
Superhero Name: The Mental
Powers: Wheelman, I can drive a stick and you'd be surprised how many away from this board can't
Reason for Fighting Evil: Drive cool cars, hell drive uncool cars. I like cars.
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