DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 Dork
3/16/09 10:07 p.m.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/16/09 10:13 p.m.

Dolphin approved!

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/16/09 11:21 p.m.

Challenge shirt, even.

Appleseed
Appleseed Reader
3/16/09 11:29 p.m.

GRM.

Now dolphin safe!

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado Reader
3/17/09 12:09 a.m.

Mitzi sez, "where's my residuals?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9dW8RovvS4

This message brought to you by the Dolphin Industry Association of America.

EDIT: Man, I'm getting old. I forgot that Mitzi's been dead for more than thirty years..

http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7288646

P71
P71 GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/17/09 8:50 a.m.

I dunno what's wrong with you people, but the person I was staring at in that photo definitely isn't wearing a GRM shirt...

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 HalfDork
3/17/09 8:55 a.m.

If you noticed the DUDE in the shirt first, guys..... i have some bad news.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/17/09 9:18 a.m.

I noticed the dolphin first. I need help.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/17/09 9:43 a.m.
Appleseed wrote: GRM. Now dolphin safe!

Is it still chock full of those ugly fish noone cares about?

914Driver
914Driver Dork
3/17/09 9:55 a.m.
PETA said: No dolphins were harmed in the making of this photograph.
DILYSI Dave
DILYSI Dave SuperDork
3/17/09 9:55 a.m.

I'd hit it.

fiat22turbo
fiat22turbo GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/17/09 9:55 a.m.

Dude, you got your picture taken with Danica Patrick? At least she's smiling!

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/17/09 10:52 a.m.

What is the Dolphin saying? It appears to be somehting about a Miata with Megasquirt.

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
3/17/09 10:56 a.m.

The Dolphin is saying, "Why is that big bald guy talking about hitting me. I'm a dolphin fercrissakes."

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 Dork
3/17/09 4:43 p.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: The Dolphin is saying, "Why is that big bald guy talking about hitting me. I'm a dolphin fercrissakes."

Exactly, some people go to far when they hear the term "blow-hole."

DILYSI Dave
DILYSI Dave SuperDork
3/17/09 5:09 p.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: The Dolphin is saying, "Why is that big bald guy talking about hitting me. I'm a dolphin fercrissakes."

Well played.

mel_horn
mel_horn HalfDork
3/17/09 6:43 p.m.
fiat22turbo wrote: Dude, you got your picture taken with Danica Patrick? At least she's smiling!

Which is sole proof it's not her...

mel_horn
mel_horn HalfDork
3/17/09 6:50 p.m.

Anybody remember this? The epicenter of more bad puns than anything...

Wet Dreams by Kip Addotta

Lyrics:

It was April the forty-first Being a quadruple leap year I was driving in downtown Atlantis My barracuda was in the shop So I was in a rented stingray And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station They said I'd blown a seal I said, "Fix the damn thing And leave my private life out of it Okay pal?"

(continues in much the same vein...)

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
3/17/09 6:59 p.m.

yep. have that on CD somewhere. must get on iTunes.

Really, that explains a lot about me.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/17/09 8:13 p.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: The Dolphin is saying, "She could do better..."
Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/18/09 12:27 a.m.

It's on one of the Dr Demento sets I had. I think it may have been the first CD I bought.

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 Dork
3/18/09 6:18 a.m.
Woody wrote:
Per Schroeder wrote: The Dolphin is saying, "She could do better..."

by all means take her off my hands, she keeps on talking of this "M" word, wants some sort of rock around her fingers, and is talking about producing offspring? That and she just bought a dog that she calls "ours." Go riiiiighhht ahead.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Reader
3/18/09 6:22 a.m.

^^run...now

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/18/09 9:18 a.m.
DirtyBird222 wrote:
Woody wrote:
Per Schroeder wrote: The Dolphin is saying, "She could do better..."
by all means take her off my hands, she keeps on talking of this "M" word, wants some sort of rock around her fingers, and is talking about producing offspring? That and she just bought a dog that she calls "ours." Go riiiiighhht ahead.

By no means was I, er...the dolphin... implying that I'm the better man. Nosiree...

Congratulations on your pending engagement.

NYG95GA
NYG95GA Dork
3/18/09 11:03 a.m.

Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam.

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