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aircooled
aircooled UltimaDork
9/18/14 5:18 p.m.

You mean something OTHER then a rally car?

Rufledt
Rufledt SuperDork
9/18/14 5:19 p.m.
aircooled wrote: You mean something OTHER then a rally car?

QFT. If not a rally car then maybe something like a wax wagon. Modified to go really fast, with all the rear seats removed for more moonshine space.

So, basically, a lesser degree of rally car.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
9/18/14 5:49 p.m.

Subaru is the answer here.

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 Dork
9/18/14 5:52 p.m.

We used to run it in 10 year old well maintained trucks with tonneau covers. If you don't draw attention to yourself you don't get caught.

At least that's what I've been told. ..

Rufledt
Rufledt SuperDork
9/18/14 5:56 p.m.

How about something like a faked comcast van? Cable trucks have an excuse to be on back roads or in the woods, windowless van has lots of hidden space, you could cover the moonshine with boxes of routers, etc...

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
9/18/14 6:02 p.m.
Dusterbd13 wrote: We used to run it in 10 year old well maintained trucks with tonneau covers. If you don't draw attention to yourself you don't get caught. At least that's what I've been told. ..

True... And from what I know of shine areas an uncorked boxer is liable to get you a good old boy inspection.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/18/14 6:03 p.m.

Cable van is a good idea. We had a similar discussion at work about running guns. I would get Caddy DTS, the older style not the new low looking one. A light color, padded top, and white walls. Get two older men in golf attire to drive it and they could run up and down I 95 all day blending in with the other retirees.

Klayfish
Klayfish UltraDork
9/18/14 6:17 p.m.
CaptianDawg27 wrote: Thought this would be a fun topic. I went to the georgia racing hall a fame and it got me thinking bout what moonshine running vehicle ide want.

Isn't that in Dawsonville? We very nearly moved to Dawsonville, as my wife had a job offer from the school district. She chose Paulding instead, so we're in Acworth now.

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 Dork
9/18/14 6:20 p.m.

The areas i used to run around in an uncorked boxer, or anything vaguely hopped up importish, would get more than an inspection. Sheriff would yank you outta the car, search it, and confiscate anything. But a guy in a truck...

I had a misspent youth. Im grateful not to be that guy anymore.

ryanty22
ryanty22 Dork
9/18/14 6:31 p.m.
Wally wrote: Cable van is a good idea. We had a similar discussion at work about running guns. I would get Caddy DTS, the older style not the new low looking one. A light color, padded top, and white walls. Get two older men in golf attire to drive it and they could run up and down I 95 all day blending in with the other retirees.

Certain people are monitoring this and would like to have a discussion with you now

rebelgtp
rebelgtp UberDork
9/18/14 6:34 p.m.

My great uncle used a Caddy

Kinda depends on the area that you are in, someplace where you have sufficient dirt roads a rally rig would be great but most would have limited cargo capacity. If you are delivering in a small town or urban environment do a Schwan's truck. It would be perfectly normal for you to be lugging a couple boxes up to someone's door

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/18/14 6:35 p.m.
ryanty22 wrote:
Wally wrote: Cable van is a good idea. We had a similar discussion at work about running guns. I would get Caddy DTS, the older style not the new low looking one. A light color, padded top, and white walls. Get two older men in golf attire to drive it and they could run up and down I 95 all day blending in with the other retirees.
Certain people are monitoring this and would like to have a discussion with you now

So what else is new.

ryanty22
ryanty22 Dork
9/18/14 6:46 p.m.

I had an uncle that back in the 70's used his patrol car down in SC

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
9/18/14 6:56 p.m.

'50 Ford coupe with a supercharged flathead

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic PowerDork
9/18/14 7:07 p.m.

P71 with a strong, quiet, LSx/4L80e swap.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
9/18/14 7:07 p.m.
CaptianDawg27 wrote: I didnt know people still hauled it lol

There's more truth in the moonshiner show than you realize

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/18/14 7:45 p.m.

In reply to CaptianDawg27: It ain't gonna haul itself.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
9/18/14 8:13 p.m.

I refuse to divulge any further information on the basis that it may incriminate me.

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
9/18/14 8:38 p.m.

I would think it comes down to where you are running it. I would also say stealth trumps speed.

Around me, a sleeper rally Forester.

JtspellS
JtspellS Dork
9/18/14 8:38 p.m.

FedEx critical package van with a false bottom would be the safe bet for me.

Volvo V60R for my own personal usage as needed.

JtspellS
JtspellS Dork
9/18/14 8:42 p.m.

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
9/18/14 8:47 p.m.

Stealth over speed these days.

Critter control truck. A couple of caged varmits will help your story.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy UltraDork
9/18/14 9:31 p.m.

Ain't nobody gona inspect this this

slow
slow Reader
9/18/14 9:42 p.m.

How about Animal Control trucks?

travellering
travellering New Reader
9/18/14 9:45 p.m.

Why risk being caught with the goods? It's a lot harder to find a shut down radio transmitter than a driver...

BTW, to Slow: your username and status level of reader work perfectly together in this case! Look two posts before your last one..

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