With all the death notices on the board, I just couldn't resist it.
With all the death notices on the board, I just couldn't resist it.
Don't tell my kids. 
Yeah, could someone delete this post? I wasn't thinking that someones kid could see this. While I don't celebrate christmas, I respect those that do.
sorry folks.
No worries, Santa Claus is alive and well
Santa Clause on the other hand, well, we all saw that coming.
EastCoastMojo wrote: No worries, Santa Claus is alive and well
Insert dangling participle joke here
You guys leave my dangling parts out of this!
DrBoost wrote: Yeah, could someone delete this post? I wasn't thinking that someones kid could see this. While I don't celebrate christmas, I respect those that do. sorry folks.
J.W.?
Yup. But don't hold that against me.
But for the record, I didn't celebrate it when I wasn't one.
He's still around ...
To make all the houses in one night, Santa would have been moving so fast the friction would cause him to instantly burst into flames.
slantvaliant wrote: He's still around ...
Are they finally making a move of "The stupidest angel"?
That is a zombie movie I can't wait for.
N Sperlo wrote: To make all the houses in one night, Santa would have been moving so fast the friction would cause him to instantly burst into flames.
magic dust, man.
No, Santa is still alive and well, he's just in the slammer. After all, remember that Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Well...the law finally caught up with Santa and he's awaiting trial on DUI and manslaughter charges...
Can't believe nobody posted this classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRQYJ4ilaqs
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